Some how…I don’t exactly know how, but some how…I have managed to become one of those people that are frequently late for things. Those types of people really annoy me and so I am really annoyed with myself. I’m also annoyed with how, in my old age, time now seems to be working faster than it did in previous years. The only explanation for this is that the earth is spinning a lot faster than it was and seconds are shorter but no scientist has come forward to say that this is the case for fear of being laughed at.

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Once, long ago, I wrote frequently on Livejournal. I then moved to Blogspot, where I discovered that blogging requires an audience. So I moved back to LJ. Then over to Dreamwidth, back to LJ, up the road of self hosting with Muckybadger before giving up entirely and moving over to Wordpress. It was at that moment I decided I would spread my compostual nonsense simultaneously across the blogosphere like some rancid margarine. And so here I am. I am a badger. But then I'm not really a badger. I am a human. With badger like tendencies. I am a writer, a film producer and a social commentator. I am available for Breakfast TV shows, documentaries and chats in the pub with journalists where I am more than qualified enough to talk confidently about absolute shite and bollocks.