Some how…I don’t exactly know how, but some how…I have managed to become one of those people that are frequently late for things. Those types of people really annoy me and so I am really annoyed with myself. I’m also annoyed with how, in my old age, time now seems to be working faster than it did in previous years. The only explanation for this is that the earth is spinning a lot faster than it was and seconds are shorter but no scientist has come forward to say that this is the case for fear of being laughed at.