So, currently the potential MPs are (in no particular order) –
John Brown – Lib Dem: Beardy gent
Caven Vines – UKIP: Shifty looking beardy gent
Colin Porter – BNP (see also http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cPDF6IDxz4 to see how odious this man is): Shouty pointy man
James Hockney – Conservatives: Slimey looking toff
Michael Dugher – Labour: Seems like this chap has been floating round the country like an unflushed turd. I doubt he even lives in Barnsley…or for that matter knows where it is.
So…my offer still stands. Even to the horrid shouty pointy man.
Let us go for a pint at the Three Horseshoes and discuss why I should vote for you.
This is an abridged version of a larger post over on my Other Compost – stegzyblogspot