No win no flea

Airlines – Oi! The Met office data is shit. Let us fly.
Air traffic control – Ok but if you all die don’t come crying to us
Airlines – Yayy
Planes fall out of sky
Airlines – That’s terrible thing to do. Letting us fly in all that ash. It’s all your fault

Airlines – Oi! The Met office data is shit. Let us fly.
Air traffic control – No. People might die.
Airlines – Stuff people. We need money for golf.
Air traffic control – Sod off.
Airlines – In that case we’ll campaign government to have the restrictions removed.
Government – Remove the restrictions
Planes fall out of the sky
Airlines – Its all the Air traffic control people/Government’s fault.

Airlines – Oi! The Met office data is shit. Let us fly.
Air traffic control – No. People might die.
Airlines – Stuff people. We need money for golf.
Air traffic control – Sod off.
Airlines – In that case we’ll campaign government to have the restrictions removed.
Government – Sod off. Voters might die.
Airlines – Oh woe is us. We have no money (having pissed it all up on the golf course) We have now gone bust. Give us some money
Planes fall out of the sky
Government – We haven’t got any but ok.
Airlines Yayy.

Author: stegzy

Once, long ago, I wrote frequently on Livejournal. I then moved to Blogspot, where I discovered that blogging requires an audience. So I moved back to LJ. Then over to Dreamwidth, back to LJ, up the road of self hosting with Muckybadger before giving up entirely and moving over to Wordpress. It was at that moment I decided I would spread my compostual nonsense simultaneously across the blogosphere like some rancid margarine. And so here I am. I am a badger. But then I'm not really a badger. I am a human. With badger like tendencies. I am a writer, a film producer and a social commentator. I am available for Breakfast TV shows, documentaries and chats in the pub with journalists where I am more than qualified enough to talk confidently about absolute shite and bollocks.

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