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Poetry Week 2011: Duckbill platypus

The Duckbill Platypus by Stegzy Gnomepants

What a curious sight you are
Weird and out by far
Under the antipodean sky
Oh duckbilled platypi

You’re quite bizarre to look at
If you wore a hat
On your duckbill snout
If you ever went out

With brown fur and ear
You’re quite peculiar and queer
But I bet you’re good to eat
Do you have webbed feet?

Ah thank you

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Author: stegzy

Once, long ago, I wrote frequently on Livejournal. I then moved to Blogspot, where I discovered that blogging requires an audience. So I moved back to LJ. Then over to Dreamwidth, back to LJ, up the road of self hosting with Muckybadger before giving up entirely and moving over to Wordpress. It was at that moment I decided I would spread my compostual nonsense simultaneously across the blogosphere like some rancid margarine. And so here I am. I am a badger. But then I'm not really a badger. I am a human. With badger like tendencies. I am a writer, a film producer and a social commentator. I am available for Breakfast TV shows, documentaries and chats in the pub with journalists.

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