There’s a monster in the bedroom
You don’t want to anger
It lives inside the wardrobe
And dines on your coat hanger
The wife she thinks I’m crazy
The neighbour he just mocks
I’m fairly certain the monster
Occasionally eats my socks
It snacks on your shirt buttons
And feasts on underwear
I thought this warning
To you, I should give and share
Beware the bedroom monster
It will eat all your clothes
Scoff the sCarf and mittens
You keep for when it snows
Munch on ties and slippers
Crease your shirts and troos
Feast on coats and jackets
Nibble upon your shoes
Watch out for the bedroom monster
As you make the bed
These things to you won’t happen
If you keep your clothes in the shed.
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