As you may or may not know, we recently had our kitchen refurbished. Its lovely. Done by Wickes. I was showing Zoefruitcake around it after the installation had finished, getting her used to the new gadgets and things. And she spotted this little monk…just sat on the worksurface….hovering there….

“What on Earth is that?” she asked.

“Oh it’s the Air Friar” I explained.