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  • The Age of the Swan

    Deep in darkest Dorset is the delightful coastal town of Swanage where, like most British seaside towns, time has stood still. During my tour of seaside towns I’ve noticed this is common place. For example, Douglas and the Isle of Man are trapped in a Scarfolkesque late 50s early-60s time bubble, Scarborough in a weird pre/post-mining eighteen/nineteen…

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  • Harry Windsor and the Torp of Clee

    In case you’ve been in an Argentinian coal mine for the past week or so, at the weekend bumbling ginger nut royal, Prince Harry, married someone he met a few years back and the entire UK  shut down. Of course, it didn’t really. I’d say a good deal of people couldn’t give a flying fridge…

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  • Vero

    Vero

    Join me on Vero. http://get.vero.co/vero SaveSave

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  • Daydream

    Daydream

    [Crossposted from Livejournal with some text alterations and whatnot] All I want to do is escape to the seaside at the moment. Don’t know why. I looked at Google maps today and worked out that it would take me 46 hours to walk the 141 miles from work to Cromer although I’m not sure entirely…

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  • Eastern Sojourns

    Eastern Sojourns

    Musings on a recent trip to the East coast.

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  • 2018

    2018

    New Year, new post. Not that I get much post these days. The very few sparse items that Postie posts through the letter box end up being either a bill or an appointment reminder. It seems that social media, computers and the social cancer that is Facebook have reduced the need for communication with distant…

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  • Huge loaf

    Huge loaf

    That’s​ a huge piece of bread if you ask me… …and I don’t make much of the hipster vitamins but at least no rabbits were harmed.

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  • Find me

    Find me

    The time has come. The moment has arrived. 13 years later someone on Facebook has decided that Gnomepants was offensive and needed to be changed. Of course, I could have kept the name had I been the keeper of “official documents” bearing the said name, but I’m not, so I simply won’t use it. No…

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  • Hednodz

    Here is my latest video offering. It is a sequence of films and stills shot around Norton, where I live, supported with a soundtrack from an unknown source. The song featured appears on a 90 minute mixtape which was given to Mrs Gnomepants V1.0 by a university friend in the nineties. I have no idea…

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