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The Cup of Tea by Stegzy Gnomepants Oh tea rosy-lea Tea You hot brown liquid of contentment You that taunt me with your fiery heat You that doth callest me to imbibe To savour your sweetened juice Oh tea Mock not me with your heat of denial I should leave you to cool But then…
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Go away Februarey Nobody likes you at all You’re far too short and grey Go away Februaray If I could cut you out of the year I would But I cant So I have to put up with you Just dont duplicate Like you did In 1978 February You suck
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I’m always keen to have guest writers on my blogs, Stegzy’s Music Project especially. As many of you might already know, I’m off getting married soon, so I am keen to have someone take care of the postings while I’m away. If you would like to review any of the albums listed below, please message me (either…
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Such a shame I didn’t have time to continue the advent calendar thing. The run up to Christmas became far too manic for me to do anything regular and weekend after weekend just had me doing non-internetty things (like World of Warcraft). Anyway, a Christmas and birthday was had during the hiatus. Which was nice.…
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Walking in the Air – Various Artists Another song that does my head in. Written by Howard Blake for Raymond Briggs’ The Snowman in 1978 and played ad nauseam ever since. Covered by all and sundry. Even the film does my nut these days. Walking in the Air has as much to do with Christmas as…
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Baby it’s Cold Outside – Various Artists Creepy older guy sings to younger impressionable female who is trying to get out of the guys house. Older guy tries his best to dissuade her from leaving and going on her way.
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Winter Wonderland – Various Artists Oh my pants. This song is so cringe-worthy I can’t believe that people still play it. Nobody walks in an atypical winter wonderland per this songs lyrics. When was the last time you walked in snow? It’s not so much a walk, its either a trudge (deep snow) or a…
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Rocking’ Around the Christmas Tree – Mel & Kim This didn’t get enough air time. Something to do with someone having Parkinson’s Disease putting up a Christmas tree…I think… Anyway, Mel Smith behaves inappropriately with Kim Wilde by being suggestive and lewd. Back in the day I suppose it might have been acceptable. These days…no….
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Santa Claus is Coming to Town – Various Artists So some creepy old guy with a beard and a beer belly is stalking your kids. He watches them when they sleep and knows when they’re awake. Worse, he has compiled a list containing your children’s behavioural difficulties which he checks frequently. And yet you still don’t…
The Compostual Existentialist 
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