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According to a recent email, my films on Vimeo have had over 1000 plays. Sadly it appears that the most puerile one, My Neighbours Cock (2008), has had 90% of those views while others have only had a couple. A great shame. https://vimeo.com/stegzy/videos
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Autumn is here The leaves leave The nursery of branches aloft Free at last Falling gracefully to the earth There to become part of history Or swept and burnt To become free again Airbourne in spirit Their fragrance warming Making memories Their brothers forming Mountains to walk through Kicking skyward feebly Fruit abundant falling Feeding…
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What do you say when you don’t understand someone? “Pardon?”, “What?”, “Please can you repeat that?” or do you grunt non-committedly and hope your vocalisation is interpreted as the appropriate response? Maybe you contort your face into a half smile, the kind of facial expression that could be interpreted as a smile but can equally…
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Do you gawp? Gawping is rampant in the UK. It’s everywhere. It’s like a disease. Gawping is something that needs to be stamped out before it gets out of control. What is gawping? Gawping, or gopping, comes from the verb to gawp; a gopper or gawper is someone that gawps. In my experience you find…
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At the weekend the wife, an out-of-town friend and I nipped out to the lovely town of Royal Leamington Spa for a mooch around the Peace Festival. The Leamington Spa Peace Festival, for those who don’t know, is an annual rain causing event held in the Pump Room Gardens and features all manner of new…
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It’s barbecue weather. Or so it seems. During the winter, the air in Norton smells richly of burning coal, wood and melting plastic. During the summer months, this is replaced with a heady miasma of charcoal, burnt meat and slurry, although recently this has been added to by the arrival of a fish and chip…
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Regular readers will remember that every election, general or otherwise, I try to get the local candidates to meet me in the pub so that they can tell me why I should vote for them. Regular readers will also recall that during each election I look at the leaflets that come through the door and…
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The hangers at Cardington were built to house the great airships which would have revolutionised air travel. However, airships were filled with explosive hydrogen gas and several airships exploded resulting in airships as a form of mass transport being akin to walking down the motorway. The sheds, I believe, are currently on the English Heritage…
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It’s getting to that time again. That time where I extend my hand towards the local political persons hoping for my vote and offer them a gauntlet. That gauntlet being: Meet me in my local pub and tell me why I should vote for you. Nothing more. Nothing less. A chat and a pint or two. Low…
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