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At the weekend the wife, an out-of-town friend and I nipped out to the lovely town of Royal Leamington Spa for a mooch around the Peace Festival. The Leamington Spa Peace Festival, for those who don’t know, is an annual rain causing event held in the Pump Room Gardens and features all manner of new
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It’s barbecue weather. Or so it seems. During the winter, the air in Norton smells richly of burning coal, wood and melting plastic. During the summer months, this is replaced with a heady miasma of charcoal, burnt meat and slurry, although recently this has been added to by the arrival of a fish and chip
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Regular readers will remember that every election, general or otherwise, I try to get the local candidates to meet me in the pub so that they can tell me why I should vote for them. Regular readers will also recall that during each election I look at the leaflets that come through the door and
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The hangers at Cardington were built to house the great airships which would have revolutionised air travel. However, airships were filled with explosive hydrogen gas and several airships exploded resulting in airships as a form of mass transport being akin to walking down the motorway. The sheds, I believe, are currently on the English Heritage
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It’s getting to that time again. That time where I extend my hand towards the local political persons hoping for my vote and offer them a gauntlet. That gauntlet being: Meet me in my local pub and tell me why I should vote for you. Nothing more. Nothing less. A chat and a pint or two. Low
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The Cup of Tea by Stegzy Gnomepants Oh tea rosy-lea Tea You hot brown liquid of contentment You that taunt me with your fiery heat You that doth callest me to imbibe To savour your sweetened juice Oh tea Mock not me with your heat of denial I should leave you to cool But then
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Go away Februarey Nobody likes you at all You’re far too short and grey Go away Februaray If I could cut you out of the year I would But I cant So I have to put up with you Just dont duplicate Like you did In 1978 February You suck
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I’m always keen to have guest writers on my blogs, Stegzy’s Music Project especially. As many of you might already know, I’m off getting married soon, so I am keen to have someone take care of the postings while I’m away. If you would like to review any of the albums listed below, please message me (either
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