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Well officially I had a hospital appointment. Unofficially I tried to get post into the mail. I failed. Why? Because the big post office didn’t have any envelopes! What sort of Post Office runs out of envelopes? So I called angelhands from the White Horse and asked her to buy some envelopes. I was also…
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First off, from London, storm1jet2 texted and is ok, and my big high-flyer solicitor friend Tim (whom I see at Christmas) also let me know he is ok. We are still waiting to hear from “Little gay” Chris. But he’s probably in Singapore or Paris making clothes for someone famous. I don’t really want to…
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Don’t ever accuse me of being lazy in work. The one thing I do make sure of is that I do my work to completion. I might not do it straight away but I always have it done by the deadline. And certainly don’t accuse me of being lazy in work just before you fuck…
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Last night I was in the pub. This you already know. What I didn’t tell you is about the little darling with the football. Awww bless. NOT. There I was sat enjoying the sounds of nature in the deserted enclosed beer garden reading my newspaper and drinking my beer. Eventually a family of undesirables arrived…
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User: I need to do this really simple task that’s been complicated far too much by TPTB stegzy I see. Well you will need to fill in a form and hand it into the helpdesk User: A form right… stegzy Yes a form. **get form, **North, **Melt snow dwarf with hot lance **Give form to…
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Here are three pics taken by Mrs Gnomepants at the Glastonbury festival last week Mud! More mud Monsoon
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Slang Corner courtesy of Urban Dictionary Scutter n. a person who is scutty. doesn’t wash and doesn’t work. wears ill fitting clothes and talks really loudly
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This weeks b3ta.com newsletter had an interesting link to a site detailing how to make your own Ginger Beer. I love ginger beer. I could drink it till I melted. (Probably down to all the Enid Blyton books I read as a kid). Anyway. As I no longer have the link I thought I would…
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