The Compostual Existentialist

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User: I need to do this really simple task that’s been complicated far too much by TPTB
stegzy I see. Well you will need to fill in a form and hand it into the helpdesk
User: A form right…
stegzy Yes a form.
**get form,
**North,
**Melt snow dwarf with hot lance
**Give form to undergrad
stegzy – So take this form, fill it in and hand it in to the helpdesk
User: Ok
stegzy Then read this leaflet and this leaflet and everything should be fine
User: (looking confused) Sure ok…**shows form** so I fill this form in and hand it in to the helpdesk?
stegzy **icy stare** No you bend over and I shove the fucking piece of useless bureaucracy up your shit pipe so far, that it comes out of your ears and cleans out the waxy build up.

Well…maybe I didn’t say the last bit…but you wish I did….

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Author: stegzy

Once, long ago, I wrote frequently on Livejournal. I then moved to Blogspot, where I discovered that blogging requires an audience. So I moved back to LJ. Then over to Dreamwidth, back to LJ, up the road of self hosting with Muckybadger before giving up entirely and moving over to Wordpress. It was at that moment I decided I would spread my compostual nonsense simultaneously across the blogosphere like some rancid margarine. And so here I am. I am a badger. But then I'm not really a badger. I am a human. With badger like tendencies. I am a writer, a film producer and a social commentator. I am available for Breakfast TV shows, documentaries and chats in the pub with journalists.

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