What’s gone on?

  • Scott came and kept me company last night. We had home made pizza, full fat Dr Pepper and watched Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow. I enjoyed the film as it reminded me of Metropolis (one of my all time movie faves). I thought it was filmed very well and the colours and lighting…

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  • Awards and GLASTONBERTY

    The wonderful mer__girl awarded me this angelhands is going to Glastonbury. I’m not. So I shall be having my own mini-festival in my back garden. Yeah you better believe it! I’ve booked some top acts. U2, Fingerbang, Badger and the Andrex Puppy, DeathCarrot, The Surprises and many more. Oh yes! Admission is by ticket only…

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  • An Idea

    I have an idea. Its a vague idea. Needs work. There’s a fantastic part of the world that I keep on banging on about called the Llyn Peninsula which is in Wales. Its remote (kind of) and has a fantastic 40 mile walk. I want to do it.

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  • Dull

    DullDull.Drained.Energyless.Lightbulb in the day WaitingWatchingCounting secondsAs time slips away TightlyWoundClock springWaiting to pop DistantBlackoutsNothingnessWeather too hot TensionAnticipationStretchedLike cloth Give wayRipTearDelicate Moth

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  • WANTED: Crap Jokes

    Why are pirates called pirates? Because they aaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrWhat sort of bees make milk? Boo bees Why don’t cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste funny Jim and I have been trying to out crap each other with our crap jokes. They come in handy around 10 year olds babbling about episodes of the Simpsons and “interesting”…

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  • Hot

    So we got to Wakefield on Friday, stayed the night and played with little Merrie May (or Bonnie as she is known o_0 dont ask) Then Saturday morning we set off up the A1 to the lovely village (or really tiny town) of Masham. Masham has not one, but two brewerys (Blacksheep & Theakstons) ,…

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  • So, last night…..let me recap. If you recall….. I was in the back garden talking to Jamie on the phone when all of a sudden there was a load of shouting. Standing on the bench, so that I could see over the fence I noticed 3 yellow cop vans and about 30 coppers in full…

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  • Breaking news

    The last 30 minutes have been very interesting. I was in the back garden talking to Jamie on the phone when all of a sudden there was a load of shouting. Standing on the bench, so that I could see over the fence I noticed 3 yellow cop vans and about 30 coppers in full…

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