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> Some people have no sense ” Afternoon. Computer Services Helpdesk” “Hello yes. Is that the helpdesk?” “Yes. How can I help?” “Well Im filling in this computer form online for computer quota using my computer on the network…” “yes go on” “…and theres a part thats asking for my ‘real name‘ . Can you…
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Woman comes in. Goes to the information handouts. Picks one of the handouts which is in a pouch clearly labled “Installing the Network Colour Printer” and has “Installing the Network Colour Printer” clearly written across the top. Reads it. Scratches her head. Comes up to the counter Like Uri Geller, Derren Brown, Deanna Troi or…
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> Woman comes in. Goes to the information handouts. Picks one of the handouts which is in a pouch clearly labled “Installing the Network Colour Printer” and has “Installing the Network Colour Printer” clearly written across the top. Reads it. Scratches her head. Comes up to the counter Like Uri Geller, Derren Brown, Deanna Troi…
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Why is it……that some people that have computers…….run a million and one things in the background that they aint ever going to use? You know what I mean? They have like a million and one icons in their system tray cos theyre running “Instant Cybercustard” “Super Casino” “Nuclear Porn” “Compuparsnip V2” “Electronic Donkey” and other…
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> Why is it……that some people that have computers…….run a million and one things in the background that they aint ever going to use? You know what I mean? They have like a million and one icons in their system tray cos theyre running “Instant Cybercustard” “Super Casino” “Nuclear Porn” “Compuparsnip V2” “Electronic Donkey” and…
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I work in the COMPUTER SERVICES DEPARTMENT of one of the Universities in Liverpool. I deal with mindless computing queries all day in the form of emails, telephone calls and visits. Dont get me wrong, sometimes the queries are challenging and quite exciting. But just occasionally. Today I’m doing email. Todays STAR STUPID EMAIL is…………….…
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> I work in the COMPUTER SERVICES DEPARTMENT of one of the Universities in Liverpool. I deal with mindless computing queries all day in the form of emails, telephone calls and visits. Dont get me wrong, sometimes the queries are challenging and quite exciting. But just occasionally. Today I’m doing email. Todays STAR STUPID EMAIL…
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> I dont know whats scarier. People with £1000’s worth of Computer kit and not having a clue what to do with it or people with £1000’s worth of motor vehicle and not knowing how to drive! Both should be illegal Answers to comments to this post through LJ may be delayed.
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