What’s gone on?

  • Network Printers

    Woman comes in. Goes to the information handouts. Picks one of the handouts which is in a pouch clearly labled “Installing the Network Colour Printer” and has “Installing the Network Colour Printer” clearly written across the top. Reads it. Scratches her head. Comes up to the counter Like Uri Geller, Derren Brown, Deanna Troi or

    Read more

  • >Network Printers

    > Woman comes in. Goes to the information handouts. Picks one of the handouts which is in a pouch clearly labled “Installing the Network Colour Printer” and has “Installing the Network Colour Printer” clearly written across the top. Reads it. Scratches her head. Comes up to the counter Like Uri Geller, Derren Brown, Deanna Troi

    Read more

  • Gripe

    Why is it……that some people that have computers…….run a million and one things in the background that they aint ever going to use? You know what I mean? They have like a million and one icons in their system tray cos theyre running “Instant Cybercustard” “Super Casino” “Nuclear Porn” “Compuparsnip V2” “Electronic Donkey” and other

    Read more

  • >Gripe

    > Why is it……that some people that have computers…….run a million and one things in the background that they aint ever going to use? You know what I mean? They have like a million and one icons in their system tray cos theyre running “Instant Cybercustard” “Super Casino” “Nuclear Porn” “Compuparsnip V2” “Electronic Donkey” and

    Read more

  • Dirty

     Ewwwwwwwww….we just barred a 3rd year student…..for………… WANKING….. ….under the desk… ….in a busy user area….. …Looking at porn…. ….and leaving a “sticky deposit” on the chair. Some people have no shame!

    Read more

  • >Dirty

    > Ewwwwwwwww….we just barred a 3rd year student…..for………… WANKING….. ….under the desk… ….in a busy user area….. …Looking at porn…. ….and leaving a “sticky deposit” on the chair. Some people have no shame! Answers to comments to this post through LJ may be delayed.

    Read more

  • I work in the COMPUTER SERVICES DEPARTMENT of one of the Universities in Liverpool. I deal with mindless computing queries all day in the form of emails, telephone calls and visits. Dont get me wrong, sometimes the queries are challenging and quite exciting. But just occasionally. Today I’m doing email. Todays STAR STUPID EMAIL is…………….

    Read more

  • > I work in the COMPUTER SERVICES DEPARTMENT of one of the Universities in Liverpool. I deal with mindless computing queries all day in the form of emails, telephone calls and visits. Dont get me wrong, sometimes the queries are challenging and quite exciting. But just occasionally. Today I’m doing email. Todays STAR STUPID EMAIL

    Read more

  • > I dont know whats scarier. People with £1000’s worth of Computer kit and not having a clue what to do with it or people with £1000’s worth of motor vehicle and not knowing how to drive! Both should be illegal Answers to comments to this post through LJ may be delayed.

    Read more

  • >Down

    > Today I feel really down. I have no idea why. Well…thats a lie. Im partly down because I have to “work” today. Sometimes this job gets me down. Too many stupid people, wanting stupid things or doing stupid things. I then spend about 30 minutes looking for a job else where but to no

    Read more