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Buses in Liverpool have had a No Smoking policy for sometime, although I think that rule only applies to the passengers and not the engines of old dilapidated buses that some of the bus companies run. However, that doesnt stop the majority of under 21’s sitting on the back seat chuffing away hiding their burning…
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Some people have no sense ” Afternoon. Computer Services Helpdesk” “Hello yes. Is that the helpdesk?” “Yes. How can I help?” “Well Im filling in this computer form online for computer quota using my computer on the network…” “yes go on” “…and theres a part thats asking for my ‘real name‘ . Can you tell…
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> Some people have no sense ” Afternoon. Computer Services Helpdesk” “Hello yes. Is that the helpdesk?” “Yes. How can I help?” “Well Im filling in this computer form online for computer quota using my computer on the network…” “yes go on” “…and theres a part thats asking for my ‘real name‘ . Can you…
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Woman comes in. Goes to the information handouts. Picks one of the handouts which is in a pouch clearly labled “Installing the Network Colour Printer” and has “Installing the Network Colour Printer” clearly written across the top. Reads it. Scratches her head. Comes up to the counter Like Uri Geller, Derren Brown, Deanna Troi or…
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> Woman comes in. Goes to the information handouts. Picks one of the handouts which is in a pouch clearly labled “Installing the Network Colour Printer” and has “Installing the Network Colour Printer” clearly written across the top. Reads it. Scratches her head. Comes up to the counter Like Uri Geller, Derren Brown, Deanna Troi…
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Why is it……that some people that have computers…….run a million and one things in the background that they aint ever going to use? You know what I mean? They have like a million and one icons in their system tray cos theyre running “Instant Cybercustard” “Super Casino” “Nuclear Porn” “Compuparsnip V2” “Electronic Donkey” and other…
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