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  • Cold

    Cold

    I don’t know the meaning of cold. I do. It’s just that when people say to me “It’s bloody cold” that’s my stock answer. It’s bloody cold. Therefore I don’t know the meaning of cold. I then usually go onto talk about my first flat and how I managed to try and keep warm during

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  • Only 363 Shopping days until Christmas

    It came. It went. It felt like any other day. Only with presents. And cake. And food. As I’ve said on a previous post here on spotty-bum, Christmas is like waiting to go on a rollercoaster ride while standing in a really long queue. You wait for hours, sometimes longer, everyone around you seems full

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  • Writer’s Block: Smoke screen

    The reason why the world economy is fucked? The continued drop in tobacco purchases. Less people smoke, less tax revenue is generated. The same applies to alcohol. Stop smoking in pubs, the knock on effect is less alcohol is bought in pubs. Then less revenue is generated. Prices increase. Less tax revenue is generated. Smokers

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  • Rewop

    Barnsley is stuck in a time bubble. I used to think it was a 10 year time bubble but today it was proven to me that the bubble reaches much further back into the midsts of time. Today it was the 1970’s and the midst of the winter of discontent. How did I deduce this?

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  • Ooops

    Pizza for tea tonight ended in disaster when, trying to be posh, seasoning the cooked pizza with freshly ground black pepper, the bottom fell off the 3 year old over large never ending pepper grinder and my dinner ended up buried under a mountain of pepper corns. I’m now finding pepper corns all over the

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  • Regulation of Social Networking Part III

    Regulation of Social Networking Part III

    So, you might remember a few weeks ago I did a post about the regulation of social networking. No? Were you too busy to read it? Were you not arsed about reading it? Were you too scared to read it? Well in case you missed it it is here – (http://stegzy.livejournal.com/818818.html). If you never read

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  • Regulation of Social Networking Pt III – I love it when I’m right.

    Regulation of Social Networking Pt III – I love it when I’m right.

    So, you might remember a few weeks ago I did a post about the regulation of social networking. No? Were you too busy to read it? Were you not arsed about reading it? Were you too scared to read it? Well in case you missed it it is here – (http://stegzy.livejournal.com/818818.html). If you never read

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  • Bang bang

    I suppose you know it’s a bad recession when firework night is quiet. Either that or : The weather is shit Nobody fancies paying £35 for a rocket (yes £35 for a whiz and a bang, as seen in a local newsagent near me) People go to council run displays more now People realise the

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  • Bang bang

    I suppose you know it’s a bad recession when firework night is quiet. Either that or : The weather is shit Nobody fancies paying £35 for a rocket (yes £35 for a whiz and a bang, as seen in a local newsagent near me) People go to council run displays more now People realise the

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  • School Dinners

    School Dinners

    For dinner tonight I had faggots and chips. I haven’t had faggots in years. The ones I got at school were a lot more herby than the ones I had tonight so were a little disappointing.     Later this evening I was having a text conversation with Uncle Monty about how disappointing they were

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