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  • Dance pants

    I’ve had an idea for a new TV show. Looking at current and past trends in British TV shows I think any programme commissioning bod reading this would be foolish not to create the following television programme. It would be a definite success. The Dancing DIY Property Developing Fashion Disasters On Ice Factor I think…

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  • Dance pants

    I’ve had an idea for a new TV show. Looking at current and past trends in British TV shows I think any programme commissioning bod reading this would be foolish not to create the following television programme. It would be a definite success. The Dancing DIY Property Developing Fashion Disasters On Ice Factor I think…

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  • Ice ice baby

    Ice ice baby

    There now follows pictures.

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  • Buying stuff

    In March my contract with my mobile phone provider, O2, is up for renewal. After much deliberation, illness and snow bound cabin fever I pondered my options. I could end my contract early (costing £60), start a new contract early or just wait until March. March seems like forever off. It isn’t. But it feels…

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  • It’s Snow or Snever

    > Thought I’d share some pictures of the lovely snow. Fortunately I don’t have to go to Huddersfield this week. Snow and blurgh don’t mix. Answers to comments to this post through LJ may be delayed.

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  • It’s Snow or Snever

    Thought I’d share some pictures of the lovely snow. Fortunately I don’t have to go to Huddersfield this week. Snow and blurgh don’t mix.  

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  • Cold

    Cold

    I don’t know the meaning of cold. I do. It’s just that when people say to me “It’s bloody cold” that’s my stock answer. It’s bloody cold. Therefore I don’t know the meaning of cold. I then usually go onto talk about my first flat and how I managed to try and keep warm during…

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  • It came. It went. It felt like any other day. Only with presents. And cake. And food. As I’ve said on a previous post here on spotty-bum, Christmas is like waiting to go on a rollercoaster ride while standing in a really long queue. You wait for hours, sometimes longer, everyone around you seems full…

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  • The reason why the world economy is fucked? The continued drop in tobacco purchases. Less people smoke, less tax revenue is generated. The same applies to alcohol. Stop smoking in pubs, the knock on effect is less alcohol is bought in pubs. Then less revenue is generated. Prices increase. Less tax revenue is generated. Smokers…

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  • Rewop

    Barnsley is stuck in a time bubble. I used to think it was a 10 year time bubble but today it was proven to me that the bubble reaches much further back into the midsts of time. Today it was the 1970’s and the midst of the winter of discontent. How did I deduce this?…

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