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  • Annoy annoy annoy

    Annoy annoy annoy

    My alarm clock is furry. It is black and white and furry. It doesn’t tell the time very well, but it knows to wake me up in the morning. You don’t wind it up, you feed it. If you want a lie in, forget it. If you pretend to sleep, prepare for the paw. If

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  • >Annoy annoy annoy

    >Annoy annoy annoy

    > My alarm clock is furry. It is black and white and furry. It doesn’t tell the time very well, but it knows to wake me up in the morning. Would you like to see my alarm clock? No? Well tough….Here is my alarm clock.   Answers to comments to this post through LJ may

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  • Are you one of those people that attach yourself to a member of staff and can not possibly go a day without asking some inane question? Do think REALLY hard about a suitable question to ask? If you asked two questions does that mean you have reached some sort of nirvana? If you don’t ask

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  • BBC News & Look North

    The cringeworthy Charlie Stayt and Susanna Reid were being particularly awful on Friday morning on BBC Breakfast. Everytime I switch on my telly on a Friday morning I just see them being vacuous, poorly researched and generally crap at their jobs. Now it would be big headed of me to say that as a media

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  • Dance pants

    I’ve had an idea for a new TV show. Looking at current and past trends in British TV shows I think any programme commissioning bod reading this would be foolish not to create the following television programme. It would be a definite success. The Dancing DIY Property Developing Fashion Disasters On Ice Factor I think

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  • Dance pants

    I’ve had an idea for a new TV show. Looking at current and past trends in British TV shows I think any programme commissioning bod reading this would be foolish not to create the following television programme. It would be a definite success. The Dancing DIY Property Developing Fashion Disasters On Ice Factor I think

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  • Ice ice baby

    Ice ice baby

    There now follows pictures.

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  • Buying stuff

    In March my contract with my mobile phone provider, O2, is up for renewal. After much deliberation, illness and snow bound cabin fever I pondered my options. I could end my contract early (costing £60), start a new contract early or just wait until March. March seems like forever off. It isn’t. But it feels

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  • It’s Snow or Snever

    > Thought I’d share some pictures of the lovely snow. Fortunately I don’t have to go to Huddersfield this week. Snow and blurgh don’t mix. Answers to comments to this post through LJ may be delayed.

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  • It’s Snow or Snever

    Thought I’d share some pictures of the lovely snow. Fortunately I don’t have to go to Huddersfield this week. Snow and blurgh don’t mix.  

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