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From the ever reliable Metro – Anger as parents banned from playground
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In modern Britain, Every male you don’t know is a potential paedophile. More so if they work or are interested in working with children. Every male youth is a potential mugger. Every male accused of rape or murder is automatically guilty. Every person walking behind you in a dark alley is going to murder you.
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I noticed with horror today that the evil global megacorp McDonalds have been selected as the “Official Restaurant of the 2012 London Olympics”. Because yes, American Fast food is the defining benchmark of British cuisine is it? Have I missed the point? Or is there some underlying irony in having a promoter of unhealthy diet
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1. Go to the beach, out onto the moors or up a mountain somewhere. 2. Pick up 6 rocks or pebbles. 3. At various times through the week accidentally leave one somewhere ie on the bus, in the shop, walking down the street, at the zoo etc. 4. Repeat until you have none left 5.
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Everyone is here for some purpose or other. I strongly believe that. It could be something as insignificant as helping an old woman across the road or it could be something major like influencing the next generation with a belief or aspiration. It could be that we have one major purpose which our lives lead
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When faced with chocolate undecided From the box I must choose unguided Is that the one with nuts, the crunchy or the hard The coffee cream, the fondant or one with lard Should I wait as others leave me with less to pick Or shall I stuff my face until I’m sick The milk, the
