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> Nothing to see – A poem by Stegzy Gnomepants No Giant bats Nor Mutant cats or Flying mats Nothing much has happened There’s been no riots To disturb the quiets Nor changes in diets Nothing much has happened It’s deadly boring You can hear me snoring We’re getting some flooring On Tuesday But until…
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> The Man in the Window (The Tree Part II) – A crap poem by T’gnomepants Hello Can you see Hello Look at me Hello I’ve got birds in my arms Hello Look at my charms Hello I’m a bit chilly Hello I’m brown and look silly Hello I’m the tree Hello With wavy about…
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The Tree – Another bloody awful poem by Stegzy Gnomepants (aged 34 and a half) I see you waving At me through the window pale Across the crazy paving I see your arms flail With every breath of air And every shake of wind You wave and I despair Like tuna, old and tinned You…
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> The Tree – Another bloody awful poem by Stegzy Gnomepants (aged 34 and a half) I see you waving At me through the window pale Across the crazy paving I see your arms flail With every breath of air And every shake of wind You wave and I despair Like tuna, old and tinned…
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Here comes the postman Walking down the lane What wonders he carries in his sack Multicoloured envelopes Brown and even plain Giros and Postal orders Parcels and bills Repeat prescriptions for next door So they can get their pills Letters from the bank Letters from afar Subscriptions to magazines Offers for a car Bulging with…
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> Here comes the postman Walking down the lane What wonders he carries in his sack Multicoloured envelopes Brown and even plain Giros and Postal orders Parcels and bills Repeat prescriptions for next door So they can get their pills Letters from the bank Letters from afar Subscriptions to magazines Offers for a car Bulging…
