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  • > The Man in the Window (The Tree Part II) – A crap poem by T’gnomepants Hello Can you see Hello Look at me Hello I’ve got birds in my arms Hello Look at my charms Hello I’m a bit chilly Hello I’m brown and look silly Hello I’m the tree Hello With wavy about…

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  • The Tree – Another bloody awful poem by Stegzy Gnomepants (aged 34 and a half) I see you waving At me through the window pale Across the crazy paving I see your arms flail With every breath of air And every shake of wind You wave and I despair Like tuna, old and tinned You…

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  • > The Tree – Another bloody awful poem by Stegzy Gnomepants (aged 34 and a half) I see you waving At me through the window pale Across the crazy paving I see your arms flail With every breath of air And every shake of wind You wave and I despair Like tuna, old and tinned…

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  • The Postman

    Here comes the postman Walking down the lane What wonders he carries in his sack Multicoloured envelopes Brown and even plain Giros and Postal orders Parcels and bills Repeat prescriptions for next door So they can get their pills Letters from the bank Letters from afar Subscriptions to magazines Offers for a car Bulging with…

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  • Chocolate

    I am Tolberone. Unusually shaped, highly addictive, hard to bite and no soft centre. What chocolate would you be?

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  • >The Postman

    > Here comes the postman Walking down the lane What wonders he carries in his sack Multicoloured envelopes Brown and even plain Giros and Postal orders Parcels and bills Repeat prescriptions for next door So they can get their pills Letters from the bank Letters from afar Subscriptions to magazines Offers for a car Bulging…

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  • Pudding

    I am treacle sponge pudding with custard. Sickly sweet, sticky and gingery. What pudding are you?

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  • Shh!

    Woman complains about noise from church bells after 3 hour bell ringing festival

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  • Good food

    So yesterday I took a trip with Rlindz and the wife to Birmingham to visit the BBC Good Food Show at the National Exhibition Centre. Bloody good it was too. Loads of food to see, beers to try and local produce to sample. Added to that gardens to peruse, posh garden kitchens (kitchens – for…

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  • [LJ2ME] Spicy

    I am paprika. Orange, smoky and flavoursome. What herb or spice are you?

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