What’s gone on?

  • Our beloved and most glorious exhalted leader of the Great and Holy Third British Empire, Gordon Brown, says that we waste food. We do. We waste like the selfish ignorant fat westerners we are. Often I muse on how times have changed (in parallel with the growth, surprise surprise, of supermarkets), how we take far…

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  • > Cottage pie is one of those home comfort foods. It is highly adaptable and the recipe has a habit of being completely different depending on the chef. For those in doubt cottage pie is beef or pork mince with vegetables in a rich gravy topped by mashed potatoes. If you use lamb mince it…

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  • Gardeners Questiontime

    According to the packet of seeds this plant Is lettuce. Now, there is some lettuce in this part of the veg patch but I’m buggered if that is lettuce. It has furry leaves with a prickly texture. Can anyone identify it for me?

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  • Dentists

    Is it me or are there no television shows or books about a crime fighting/ murder solving dentist?

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  • >Gardeners Questiontime

    > According to the packet of seeds this plant Is lettuce. Now, there is some lettuce in this part of the veg patch but I’m buggered if that is lettuce. It has furry leaves with a prickly texture. Can anyone identify it for me? Answers to comments to this post through LJ may be delayed.

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  • Dentists

    > Is it me or are there no television shows or books about a crime fighting/ murder solving dentist? Answers to comments to this post through LJ may be delayed.

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  • DIY

    Coats of paint? That’s so last month. This week its mirrors. It’s been up and down more times than Thora Hird on a Stanna stairlift.

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  • Ten Reasons

      Why I hate living in Barnsley  Why I like living in Barnsley  I’ve been a victim of crime in the past  1  There are some good farm shops near by  I’ve been abused in the streets by awful children  2  There is hardly any traffic  There is an increased population of Neanderthalic people living…

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  • >Today

    > Nothing to see – A poem by Stegzy Gnomepants No Giant bats Nor Mutant cats or Flying mats Nothing much has happened There’s been no riots To disturb the quiets Nor changes in diets Nothing much has happened It’s deadly boring You can hear me snoring We’re getting some flooring On Tuesday But until…

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  • >Poo Hem

    > Gravy – A devotion to food by Stegzy Gnomepants Gravy Gravy Give me a mouthful do I’m all cravey Love for that hot brown goo I’d drink it from a tub They should sell it at the pub With lumps and bits I’d rub it on my tits Just a jugful of gravy ooooh…

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