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Mrs Gnomepants – What about this one? stegzy – yes thats nice Mrs Gnomepants – You don’t think it’s too square? stegzy – It’s a tile. It’s meant to be square Mrs Gnomepants – – You know what I mean stegzy – Er… Mrs Gnomepants – But what about this one? *holds up identical tile*
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It’s funny how we take things for granted. Today I have learnt about 3 granted things. The first and second being the gear stick and clutch of a manual transmission car. G, of the human dog persuasion, wanted me to take him down to Thurnscoe (a very sinister part of south Yorkshire with weird, out
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I do like to be beside the seaside. I do like to be beside the sea. When walking along the promenade freezing to death in the cold sea air deafend by the incessant BOM BOM BOM BOM of the dodgems in the dodgy gyppo travelling fairground, then avoiding the dive bombing seagulls while trying not
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So I get home from work and Mrs Gnomepants is there flapping. “Wazup” sez I “Flud”sez her “Flud wer” sez I “Flud there” sez her I go into the kitchen (I live in Yorkshire, we enter houses here through the BACK door) and notice the wall under the electric meter is sodden. “O Noes” sez
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Wrong In the butchers Person:- Hello, I would like some meat Butcher:- What type of meat? Person:- I would like meat from a cow Butcher:- What cut would you like? Person:- I would like shin Butcher:- How much shin would you like? Person:- I would like 500g’s of shin Butcher:- That will be £3.50 please
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> Wrong In the butchers Person:- Hello, I would like some meat Butcher:- What type of meat? Person:- I would like meat from a cow Butcher:- What cut would you like? Person:- I would like shin Butcher:- How much shin would you like? Person:- I would like 500g’s of shin Butcher:- That will be £3.50
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