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  • Safety notice

    > “in case of emergency passengers are reminded not to take personal belongings with them.” Does that mean I have to strip off? Answers to comments to this post through LJ may be delayed.

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  • >People on the bus

    > So I’m driving home from a hard 3.5 hours work (did I mention I only work 7 hours a week these days?) and I’m listening to the wireless and the Home service Radio 4. The programme being broadcast was about a newspaper editor from Zimbabwe and how he is adapting to life as an…

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  • Luxury

    While not typically one to milk luxury to an extent where it no longer becomes a luxury but a necessity. This afternoon, having finished my 3.5 hours of work for the week, I find myself once more sitting in the garden in the lane with no name opposite the field behind the lane with no…

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  • Ooer missis

    ‘this pork tastes good’ , ‘shall i check your sausage?’ why is it that innocent bbq phrases have me giggling inside like a school kid?  

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  • Mrs Gnomepants – What about this one? stegzy – yes thats nice Mrs Gnomepants – You don’t think it’s too square? stegzy – It’s a tile. It’s meant to be square Mrs Gnomepants – – You know what I mean stegzy – Er… Mrs Gnomepants – But what about this one? *holds up identical tile*…

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  • If You’re Not Clean, I’ll Kill You

    It’s funny how we take things for granted. Today I have learnt about 3 granted things. The first and second being the gear stick and clutch of a manual transmission car. G, of the human dog persuasion, wanted me to take him down to Thurnscoe (a very sinister part of south Yorkshire with weird, out…

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  • Cockleshell Bay

    I do like to be beside the seaside. I do like to be beside the sea. When walking along the promenade freezing to death in the cold sea air deafend by the incessant BOM BOM BOM BOM of the dodgems in the dodgy gyppo travelling fairground, then avoiding the dive bombing seagulls while trying not…

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  • Hungry 4 more

    Hungry 4 more

     

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  • >Hungry 4 more

    >Hungry 4 more

    > Technorati : Pictures, food, food porn Del.icio.us : Pictures, food, food porn Zooomr : Pictures, food, food porn Flickr : Pictures, food, food porn Answers to comments to this post through LJ may be delayed.

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  • Little Dutch boy

    Little Dutch boy

    So I get home from work and Mrs Gnomepants is there flapping. “Wazup” sez I “Flud”sez her “Flud wer” sez I “Flud there” sez her I go into the kitchen (I live in Yorkshire, we enter houses here through the BACK door) and notice the wall under the electric meter is sodden. “O Noes” sez…

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