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  • >Hungry 4 more

    >Hungry 4 more

    > Technorati : Pictures, food, food porn Del.icio.us : Pictures, food, food porn Zooomr : Pictures, food, food porn Flickr : Pictures, food, food porn Answers to comments to this post through LJ may be delayed.

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  • Little Dutch boy

    Little Dutch boy

    So I get home from work and Mrs Gnomepants is there flapping. “Wazup” sez I “Flud”sez her “Flud wer” sez I “Flud there” sez her I go into the kitchen (I live in Yorkshire, we enter houses here through the BACK door) and notice the wall under the electric meter is sodden. “O Noes” sez…

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  • Poem

    I am Cinderella Moping the floor Vacuuming the dust Of life I make the bed The cats Sure they’re fed The compost bin empty I Scrub the tiles Fill the dishwasher Noughties man Complete with smiles You come home And find something I’ve missed A fault, a mistake You write up a list So I…

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  • Annoy

    Wrong In the butchers Person:- Hello, I would like some meat Butcher:- What type of meat? Person:- I would like meat from a cow Butcher:- What cut would you like? Person:- I would like shin Butcher:- How much shin would you like? Person:- I would like 500g’s of shin Butcher:- That will be £3.50 please…

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  • >Annoy

    > Wrong In the butchers Person:- Hello, I would like some meat Butcher:- What type of meat? Person:- I would like meat from a cow Butcher:- What cut would you like? Person:- I would like shin Butcher:- How much shin would you like? Person:- I would like 500g’s of shin Butcher:- That will be £3.50…

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  • Nachos

    So yesterday. Making 6 pints last 8 hours is really good going though I suppose having a KFC Variety meal for lunch AND a bowl of nachos for tea helped. Smoked far too much though. What delights await this weekend? Well apart from work today and Monday, an emergency lecture on Monday and, more than…

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  • Seven days seem so far away Seven nights too long When I was younger time seemed to drag Like the knuckles of King Kong But now time seems to go too fast When spent like mercuric sand Though seven days is far away I know the time’s at hand

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  • >Poem

    > Seven days seem so far away Seven nights too long When I was younger time seemed to drag Like the knuckles of King Kong But now time seems to go too fast When spent like mercuric sand Though seven days is far away I know the time’s at hand Technorati : Poetry Del.icio.us :…

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  • Hair

    Hair

    People ask me, how do you get you hair to look so beautiful, lush looking and fragrant. I then look round to see if they are talking to someone else. Either way, I use Aussie Miracle Moist Shampoo.

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  • Piety

    Piety

    Piecture It could only happen in Barnsley.

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