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Today marks the 4th anniversary of my first LJ post. I have been going through old posts recently attempting to tidy them up and tag them. In those 4 years there have been a lot of polls and a lot of changes, I’ve changed jobs, gone to Uni, moved from one side of the country…
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Last night the terrifying tight fitting PVC cat suit wearing vampiresses with comedy inflatable breasts took a break from trying to get me. Instead passing the mantle to the bin-baggers. Bin-baggers? You ask. Bin-baggers. Terrifying collective of people who stop people on the street, at home or other unlikely place then cover the head of…
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> Today was such a lovely day it was agreed that tools should be downed and that a visit to the Nostell Steam Rally would be in order. Now don’t get me wrong; I am not some weirdo steam enthusiast that wanks lyrical about steam. I’m not. I like steam engines. I can stand and…
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One of my on-going projects is the tagging of past LJ entries. This morning I mined these two classics from way back when. Paranoia – http://stegzy.livejournal.com/237973.html Antisocial behaviour – http://stegzy.livejournal.com/254642.html Ah, such innocent times. Though looking back has reminded me that for some reason or other the intention to move to Yorkshire had lurked, almost…
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I see you looking up at me Your eyes unblinking I cut you into wedges Into hot boiling water, sinking For the crimes you’ve committed And the sins you’ve made After the fork And before the spade And when you’re soft But not quite cooked I pop you into the oven Ha ha! Now you’re…
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> I see you looking up at me Your eyes unblinking I cut you into wedges Into hot boiling water, sinking For the crimes you’ve committed And the sins you’ve made After the fork And before the spade And when you’re soft But not quite cooked I pop you into the oven Ha ha! Now…
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Over dinner stegzy – picking up telephone in mock panic Oh shit Mrs Gnomepants – what? stegzy – dialling number hurriedly I hope she’s ok Mrs Gnomepants – Who? what? stegzy – Shh Somewhere in Barnsley a mobile phone rings Rlindz – hello? stegzy – hello? Are you ok? I was worried. It’s 7pm and…
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Turn the tap on Let the water out Put the plug in It’s too hot so shout Wait for the tub To fill to half Then add the cold It’s time for your bath Mix in the bubbles Ready the flannel But don’t lean to hard On the baths side panel In with the toe…
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> Turn the tap on Let the water out Put the plug in It’s too hot so shout Wait for the tub To fill to half Then add the cold It’s time for your bath Mix in the bubbles Ready the flannel But don’t lean to hard On the baths side panel In with the…
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Some of you lot want to see the bathroom. So I’ve taken some pictures and plonked them here. Bear in mind that these pictures only show the fittings. At the moment there is no floor covering and the walls have yet to be painted (but I can’t start that until all the laundry and tidying…
