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Over dinner stegzy – picking up telephone in mock panic Oh shit Mrs Gnomepants – what? stegzy – dialling number hurriedly I hope she’s ok Mrs Gnomepants – Who? what? stegzy – Shh Somewhere in Barnsley a mobile phone rings Rlindz – hello? stegzy – hello? Are you ok? I was worried. It’s 7pm and
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Turn the tap on Let the water out Put the plug in It’s too hot so shout Wait for the tub To fill to half Then add the cold It’s time for your bath Mix in the bubbles Ready the flannel But don’t lean to hard On the baths side panel In with the toe
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> Turn the tap on Let the water out Put the plug in It’s too hot so shout Wait for the tub To fill to half Then add the cold It’s time for your bath Mix in the bubbles Ready the flannel But don’t lean to hard On the baths side panel In with the
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Some of you lot want to see the bathroom. So I’ve taken some pictures and plonked them here. Bear in mind that these pictures only show the fittings. At the moment there is no floor covering and the walls have yet to be painted (but I can’t start that until all the laundry and tidying
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“in case of emergency passengers are reminded not to take personal belongings with them.” Does that mean I have to strip off?
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> “in case of emergency passengers are reminded not to take personal belongings with them.” Does that mean I have to strip off? Answers to comments to this post through LJ may be delayed.
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> So I’m driving home from a hard 3.5 hours work (did I mention I only work 7 hours a week these days?) and I’m listening to the wireless and the Home service Radio 4. The programme being broadcast was about a newspaper editor from Zimbabwe and how he is adapting to life as an
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‘this pork tastes good’ , ‘shall i check your sausage?’ why is it that innocent bbq phrases have me giggling inside like a school kid?
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