What’s gone on?

  • Man

    I had to be all manly today and try and fix two cars. So, after rubbing my face with dirt from the car and rolling a roll up cigarette I stood looking at both cars and pretended I knew what I was doing. I popped the bonnet open on one of the cars. Poked around

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  • What a Day

    Good and Bad things happened today. ๐Ÿ˜ฆ it was bloody cold which wasn’t too good. ๐Ÿ™‚ The class tomorrow which I’ve been stressing about over the seminar I had to give has been cancelled (which frees me up somewhat tomorrow :-)) ๐Ÿ˜ฆ The dipped light on the Mondeo doesn’t want to work ๐Ÿ™‚ In attempting

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  • Umbrella ladies

    4:30pm stegzy – Where are you? Mrs Gnomepants – I’m in the Raven in Wakefield with Scott. stegzy – What time will you be home? Mrs Gnomepants – I’m setting off soon why don’t you come and join us? stegzy – Because I’m nearly home now. I’ll see you when you get back 6pm Text

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  • Cloverfield

    I went to see Cloverfield yesterday afternoon. Fuck me! Am I glad I went to see it on the cinema. I don’t think that watching it on a crappy 24″ TV would have done it justice. Thought it was quite harrowing in parts but a bloody good bit of cinematography. Makes Blair Witch look like

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  • Bands

    OK so you’ve heard of Beatallica, you’ve even probably heard of Hayseed Dixie. But Polka Floyd….well words just fail me.

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  • Weekend

    stegzy – I’ve downloaded Lost we can watch it tonight Mrs Gnomepants – Oh good. >Five minutes later< Mrs Gnomepants – Did you download Lost? stegzy – Yes I downloaded Lost it’s on the computer. Would you like for tea? >Less than 2 minutes later< Mrs Gnomepants – – Did you download Lost? stegzy –

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  • Weird Photostory

    Err…yeah ok..

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  • Bus

    Bus

    Last night I dreamt I got the wrong bus home. I ended up going to Huddersfield over the mountains. Of course it had snowed and the road ended up being closed. Thankfully someone on the bus had a mobile phone ringtone that sounded like my alarm clock so my journey was cut short. Behold! My

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  • David Griffiths once used to chase me round the playground threatening to put me in a casserole. It fair gave me nightmares. Twenty eight years later I got a casserole from Father Christmas. It is a cast iron casserole and lately my kitchen has been filled with the delightful odour of cooking. So far I

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  • My Barcode

    My Barcode

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