What’s gone on?

  • Catquake

    Approx 1am. stegzy – waking with a start at the house shaking WTF!OMG!BLOODYHELL! what’s going on? Mrs Gnomepants – nothing, it’s just the cats running about. stegzy – Are you sure? It felt like an earth tremor Mrs Gnomepants – Yes it was the cats, go back to sleep. stegzy – Oh right. Fucking nuisances.

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  • Mr 10%

    Today I bid farewell to the Mondeo. Thank fuck. Lately the drivers door hasn’t been locking correctly and that was just about the last straw. I promise Never to go back to a Ford. They’ve gone shit since they stopped making them at Halewood and my Uncle retired. Tonight I try to resuscitate the Vectra.…

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  • Plan to ban smoking on the streets in Barnsley

    Just fucking absurd!

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  • Mondeo

    Did I say I might have sold that heap of shit back to the bloke who sold it to me? The last time I’m buying a car because of it’s luxurious looking interior. Hopefully I’ll have the Vectra sorted by Wednesday next week. Providing I can book it in for an MOT that is…..

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  • Man

    I had to be all manly today and try and fix two cars. So, after rubbing my face with dirt from the car and rolling a roll up cigarette I stood looking at both cars and pretended I knew what I was doing. I popped the bonnet open on one of the cars. Poked around…

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  • What a Day

    Good and Bad things happened today. 😦 it was bloody cold which wasn’t too good. 🙂 The class tomorrow which I’ve been stressing about over the seminar I had to give has been cancelled (which frees me up somewhat tomorrow :-)) 😦 The dipped light on the Mondeo doesn’t want to work 🙂 In attempting…

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  • Umbrella ladies

    4:30pm stegzy – Where are you? Mrs Gnomepants – I’m in the Raven in Wakefield with Scott. stegzy – What time will you be home? Mrs Gnomepants – I’m setting off soon why don’t you come and join us? stegzy – Because I’m nearly home now. I’ll see you when you get back 6pm Text…

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  • Cloverfield

    I went to see Cloverfield yesterday afternoon. Fuck me! Am I glad I went to see it on the cinema. I don’t think that watching it on a crappy 24″ TV would have done it justice. Thought it was quite harrowing in parts but a bloody good bit of cinematography. Makes Blair Witch look like…

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  • Bands

    OK so you’ve heard of Beatallica, you’ve even probably heard of Hayseed Dixie. But Polka Floyd….well words just fail me.

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  • Weekend

    stegzy – I’ve downloaded Lost we can watch it tonight Mrs Gnomepants – Oh good. >Five minutes later< Mrs Gnomepants – Did you download Lost? stegzy – Yes I downloaded Lost it’s on the computer. Would you like for tea? >Less than 2 minutes later< Mrs Gnomepants – – Did you download Lost? stegzy –…

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