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Rhubarb Oh Rhubarb! Let me hold thee by the stem Let me experience your aroma Let me behold your magnificence For it is thee that tempts me With custard Not Mustard But yea spices such as nutmeg Or with cream Long, pink, slender stems Droopy green parasol leaf Lightly stewed Served with beef Rhubarb! Oh…
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The Vectra (heap of useless tits it is) decided that it was going to be a naughty girl today and leaked brake fluid all over the mechanic while it was up on the ramp. As a punishment the mechanic (who’s name wasn’t Mike) thought that failing it on it’s MOT would teach it a lesson.…
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Approx 1am. stegzy – waking with a start at the house shaking WTF!OMG!BLOODYHELL! what’s going on? Mrs Gnomepants – nothing, it’s just the cats running about. stegzy – Are you sure? It felt like an earth tremor Mrs Gnomepants – Yes it was the cats, go back to sleep. stegzy – Oh right. Fucking nuisances.
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Today I bid farewell to the Mondeo. Thank fuck. Lately the drivers door hasn’t been locking correctly and that was just about the last straw. I promise Never to go back to a Ford. They’ve gone shit since they stopped making them at Halewood and my Uncle retired. Tonight I try to resuscitate the Vectra.…
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Good and Bad things happened today. 😦 it was bloody cold which wasn’t too good. 🙂 The class tomorrow which I’ve been stressing about over the seminar I had to give has been cancelled (which frees me up somewhat tomorrow :-)) 😦 The dipped light on the Mondeo doesn’t want to work 🙂 In attempting…
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I went to see Cloverfield yesterday afternoon. Fuck me! Am I glad I went to see it on the cinema. I don’t think that watching it on a crappy 24″ TV would have done it justice. Thought it was quite harrowing in parts but a bloody good bit of cinematography. Makes Blair Witch look like…
