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Hunger Stop your incessant whining You furry mosquito You’re pestering me for food or drink Or maybe a burrito You’re prowling round the room Yipping and yowling You jump up on my desk When pushed off you start growling You are an impatient cat You’ve only just been fed It’s not your tea for quite…
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Custard Yellow and gloopy Yellow and runny Yellow and lumpy Yellow and funny Custard I love you Custard you’re great Hot in a bowl Cold on a plate I like you with pie I like you quite thick I like you with jelly Though some think that sick But custard oh custard You yellowly majestic…
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Bacon Crispy Frying Fat soaked Goodness Sizzling In a pan Flip it Over Cooking Aroma Permeates The room Sandwiched Betwixt Two Slices Of bread Garnished Atop Salad Cream Ah thankyou
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It’s hard to imagine that less than 6 years ago I was close to “going postal” over stupid people. I’m so glad I’m out of it.
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yadda yadda tagged. blah blah tag people. yadda yadda if you can be arsed 1. You have 50 dollars in your pocket what do you do with it? Change it to quids then blow it on fags and beer. 2. What is your most guilty pleasure? That would be telling 3. Have you ever seen…
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> Rhubarb Oh Rhubarb! Let me hold thee by the stem Let me experience your aroma Let me behold your magnificence For it is thee that tempts me With custard Not Mustard But yea spices such as nutmeg Or with cream Long, pink, slender stems Droopy green parasol leaf Lightly stewed Served with beef Rhubarb!…
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Rhubarb Oh Rhubarb! Let me hold thee by the stem Let me experience your aroma Let me behold your magnificence For it is thee that tempts me With custard Not Mustard But yea spices such as nutmeg Or with cream Long, pink, slender stems Droopy green parasol leaf Lightly stewed Served with beef Rhubarb! Oh…
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The Vectra (heap of useless tits it is) decided that it was going to be a naughty girl today and leaked brake fluid all over the mechanic while it was up on the ramp. As a punishment the mechanic (who’s name wasn’t Mike) thought that failing it on it’s MOT would teach it a lesson.…
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