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I saw a sign today in college. Free Chlamydia Screening. When I was at school chlamydia of course hadn’t been invented, AIDS was something gays and junkies died of and bonking was something other people did. Perhaps it was just me though. I remember David Griffiths regaling us with tales of his sexual conquests and…
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At around about the age of 2 I was introduced to a delightful receptacle known as the potty. I can’t remember the time really, but I know that that basic training put me in good stead for using the toilet. As a lot of my tutelage in such matters came from women I still prefer…
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Take the bowl And fill it With cornflakes, cheese or Millet Add the milk Boil the kettle A cup of tea (will put you in) FinefettlePick up the paper From off the floor Sit on the sofa Away from the door Munch and crunch Crackle and Pop Toast is done Put jam on top! Switch…
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So, I don’t know, you’re pootling up the M1/A1 from the south heading towards Leeds; Maybe you’re just wandering like Kane; Perhaps you are skydiving over the South Yorkshire Countryside; You could be like Hiro from Heroes and teleported; Or maybe you just wake up naked, cold, lonely and confused after a large drinking session…
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