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So there you are, you American types reading this in the comfort of your log built cattle ranch wearing your Stetson hat and worrying away at your Colt45 while I’m sat here in cold and rainy England (where the rain never stops (no..seriously it never stops. Endless perpetual precipitation 24/7/12/365. Ask anyone that lives here)…
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As you know, contrary to popular belief Britain is, in fact, a Fascist Police State. Also, as I have mentioned before, round these parts there is a mysterious organisation who’s vans seem to be everywhere. WDH, or Wakefield District Housing, seem to be the local equivalent of the Gestapo or maybe the FBI or something more sinister like…
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The BBC Breakfast News® had thisTM interesting articleTM about KFCTM and Britains highest pub ® The Tan HillTM (I’ve been there©) who are locked in battle TM over the use ® of the English Language © (Note: Not the American LanguageTM, the ENGLISH LANGUAGE©) and the use of the phrase© “Family Feast”TM http://news.bbc.co.uk/player/nol/newsid_6630000/newsid_6636900/6636999.stm?bw=bb&mp=wm# http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/north_yorkshire/6644177.stm What…
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Thirty years ago stegzy – I WANT IT NOW!! I DON’T WANT TO WAIT WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NOW NOW NOW. I WANT NODDY NOW!!!!! Twenty Years Ago stegzy – Wow! Like hey! See that box…that’s an RM Nimbus PC and when I grow up I’m going to have twenty of them. one in each room of my…
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Alice for Windows (Library catalogue for educational premises) Invalid Machine Number. The machine number is invalid Hmmm. Helpful. NOT


