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  • I say chaps!

    So there you are, you American types reading this in the comfort of your log built cattle ranch wearing your Stetson hat and worrying away at your Colt45 while I’m sat here in cold and rainy England (where the rain never stops (no..seriously it never stops. Endless perpetual precipitation 24/7/12/365. Ask anyone that lives here)…

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  • Secret Police

    Secret Police

    As you know, contrary to popular belief Britain is, in fact, a Fascist Police State. Also, as I have mentioned before, round these parts there is a mysterious organisation who’s vans seem to be everywhere. WDH, or Wakefield District Housing, seem to be the local equivalent of the Gestapo or maybe the FBI or something more sinister like…

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  • Post ItTM

    The BBC Breakfast News® had thisTM interesting articleTM about KFCTM and Britains highest pub ® The Tan HillTM (I’ve been there©) who are locked in battle TM over the use ® of the English Language © (Note: Not the American LanguageTM, the ENGLISH LANGUAGE©) and the use of the phrase© “Family Feast”TM http://news.bbc.co.uk/player/nol/newsid_6630000/newsid_6636900/6636999.stm?bw=bb&mp=wm# http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/north_yorkshire/6644177.stm What…

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  • Thirty years ago stegzy – I WANT IT NOW!! I DON’T WANT TO WAIT WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NOW NOW NOW. I WANT NODDY NOW!!!!! Twenty Years Ago stegzy – Wow! Like hey! See that box…that’s an RM Nimbus PC and when I grow up I’m going to have twenty of them. one in each room of my…

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  • Don’t get lost!

    Someone in work sent me this.

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  • Singing

    Singing

    Driving to work this morning I was sat in a queue of traffic, as usual, on that bit of Ackworth/Mill Hill Road that goes past the death camp hospital and brings you out by that Chinese Restaurant (Fried roach in batter is their speciality). Traffic is always bad there. It takes me about 10 minutes…

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  • Emails

    I sent this email

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  • Shite

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  • Alice for Windows (Library catalogue for educational premises)   Invalid Machine Number. The machine number is invalid   Hmmm. Helpful. NOT

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  • David Owen

    One of the things that has been a bit of a bummer about moving to Yorkshire is the lack of non-wife interactivity.

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