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Every year, in Britain, thousands of young people struggle to find things to do. The more fortunate can often be found wandering the streets aimlessly like mindless zombies looking for a tiny piece of recognition or attention from anyone who cares to give it whereas the less fortunate, hanging around off licences threatening adults into
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Surely there is some legal way of administering obnoxious little shits that clearly need a sound clout across the head a sound clout across the head. Without getting into trouble. Local chav kids are being shits again. I fear no matter how many youth clubs, social schemes or the like councils provide for them they’re
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Probably the most disappointing thing about the whole thing was that we didn’t just say “No thanks” and carry on driving. In the small print of all the posters in the local shop window and the signs on the roads there was little mention of the £4 adult entry fee. So imagine my surprise on
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So there you are, you American types reading this in the comfort of your log built cattle ranch wearing your Stetson hat and worrying away at your Colt45 while I’m sat here in cold and rainy England (where the rain never stops (no..seriously it never stops. Endless perpetual precipitation 24/7/12/365. Ask anyone that lives here)
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As you know, contrary to popular belief Britain is, in fact, a Fascist Police State. Also, as I have mentioned before, round these parts there is a mysterious organisation who’s vans seem to be everywhere. WDH, or Wakefield District Housing, seem to be the local equivalent of the Gestapo or maybe the FBI or something more sinister like
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The BBC Breakfast News® had thisTM interesting articleTM about KFCTM and Britains highest pub ® The Tan HillTM (I’ve been there©) who are locked in battle TM over the use ® of the English Language © (Note: Not the American LanguageTM, the ENGLISH LANGUAGE©) and the use of the phrase© “Family Feast”TM http://news.bbc.co.uk/player/nol/newsid_6630000/newsid_6636900/6636999.stm?bw=bb&mp=wm# http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/north_yorkshire/6644177.stm What
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Thirty years ago stegzy – I WANT IT NOW!! I DON’T WANT TO WAIT WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NOW NOW NOW. I WANT NODDY NOW!!!!! Twenty Years Ago stegzy – Wow! Like hey! See that box…that’s an RM Nimbus PC and when I grow up I’m going to have twenty of them. one in each room of my
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Driving to work this morning I was sat in a queue of traffic, as usual, on that bit of Ackworth/Mill Hill Road that goes past the death camp hospital and brings you out by that Chinese Restaurant (Fried roach in batter is their speciality). Traffic is always bad there. It takes me about 10 minutes
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