The Compostual Existentialist

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I hate it when

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– People “beat around the bush” rather than ask a question direct
– People dont read simple instructions
– The radio plays an advert for that bloody frog ring tone
– I’ve drunk my tea and I find out that there is biscuits
– People dont listen to what I say after they have asked me to explain something
– The last person to use the toilet leaves the last 2 or three sheets on the roll without replacing it
– My usenet connection times out
– People with better qualifications think that they are more important than anyone else
– People with loads of money sue others for insignificant amounts of cash
– People with too much money have too much money
– People with too much money don’t put back into society what they take out
– People whinge about something on the TV. For Godsake if you dont like it TURN IT OFF! or Better still, dont put it on in the first place.
– theres nothing left in the sweety box other than the sweeties that noone likes
– cotton wool is pulled apart or chewed – yeeeeachhhhhh noooooo just thinking about it makes me feel queezy
– people give me feeble excuses instead of just being to the point [eg, “Ooh I’d stay for a cup of tea but I’ve got some zebras in the shed that need milking” instead of “No thanks I dont want a cup of tea because you make shit tea and I’d rather eat my own snot before drinking from one of your dirty mugs”]
– contestants on a game show know the answers to really hard questions then not know the answer to something really simple like What rhymes with cat?
– Im looking forward to a really nice quiet pint and theres a fucking football (soccer) match on the Pub TV!
– my beer tastes of vinegar because the staff havent cleaned the lines properly
– my query will take the call centre representative over their allotted call handling time
– I say I’m not going to smoke and I end up having a ciggy
– I say I’m going to eat healthy and have a greasy burger
– it snows everywhere but here
– I cant find something I just put down

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Author: stegzy

Once, long ago, I wrote frequently on Livejournal. I then moved to Blogspot, where I discovered that blogging requires an audience. So I moved back to LJ. Then over to Dreamwidth, back to LJ, up the road of self hosting with Muckybadger before giving up entirely and moving over to Wordpress. It was at that moment I decided I would spread my compostual nonsense simultaneously across the blogosphere like some rancid margarine. And so here I am. I am a badger. But then I'm not really a badger. I am a human. With badger like tendencies. I am a writer, a film producer and a social commentator. I am available for Breakfast TV shows, documentaries and chats in the pub with journalists.

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