I hate it when

– People “beat around the bush” rather than ask a question direct
– People dont read simple instructions
– The radio plays an advert for that bloody frog ring tone
– I’ve drunk my tea and I find out that there is biscuits
– People dont listen to what I say after they have asked me to explain something
– The last person to use the toilet leaves the last 2 or three sheets on the roll without replacing it
– My usenet connection times out
– People with better qualifications think that they are more important than anyone else
– People with loads of money sue others for insignificant amounts of cash
– People with too much money have too much money
– People with too much money don’t put back into society what they take out
– People whinge about something on the TV. For Godsake if you dont like it TURN IT OFF! or Better still, dont put it on in the first place.
– theres nothing left in the sweety box other than the sweeties that noone likes
– cotton wool is pulled apart or chewed – yeeeeachhhhhh noooooo just thinking about it makes me feel queezy
– people give me feeble excuses instead of just being to the point [eg, “Ooh I’d stay for a cup of tea but I’ve got some zebras in the shed that need milking” instead of “No thanks I dont want a cup of tea because you make shit tea and I’d rather eat my own snot before drinking from one of your dirty mugs”]
– contestants on a game show know the answers to really hard questions then not know the answer to something really simple like What rhymes with cat?
– Im looking forward to a really nice quiet pint and theres a fucking football (soccer) match on the Pub TV!
– my beer tastes of vinegar because the staff havent cleaned the lines properly
– my query will take the call centre representative over their allotted call handling time
– I say I’m not going to smoke and I end up having a ciggy
– I say I’m going to eat healthy and have a greasy burger
– it snows everywhere but here
– I cant find something I just put down