Dear Sydney Jones Library runner type shelf stacker type person,
Please stop eating your girlfriends face in front of me and in front of the whole library. Your noisy schlep-schlep-schlepping fucking irritates. If it carries on I will be forced to say something embarrassing.
Regards
Stegzy Gnomepants (OBE)
52.278195
-1.497705
Radford Semele
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