Overkill

I ordered a really obscure Album (Remembering Analogue) by an equally obscure band (Girl Next Door) from CDBaby.

This is the despatch confirmation email

Stegzy –

Thanks for your order with CD Baby!

Shipping Address
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#     Description                                    Price    Total
===    ===========                                    =====    =====
1    GIRL NEXT DOOR: remembering analogue           $9.98    $9.98

Sub Total    $9.98
Shipping     $7.00
Grand Total   $16.98

Your CD has been gently taken from our CD Baby shelves with
sterilized contamination-free gloves and placed onto a satin pillow.

A team of 50 employees inspected your CD and polished it to make sure
it was in the best possible condition before mailing.

Our packing specialist from Japan lit a candle and a hush fell over
the crowd as he put your CD into the finest gold-lined box that money
can buy.

We all had a wonderful celebration afterwards and the whole party
marched down the street to the post office where the entire town of
Portland waved “Bon Voyage!” to your package, on its way to you, in
our private CD Baby jet on this day, Saturday, March 24th.

I hope you had a wonderful time shopping at CD Baby.  We sure did.
Your picture is on our wall as “Customer of the Year.”  We’re all
exhausted but can’t wait for you to come back to CDBABY.COM!!

Thank you, thank you, thank you!

Sigh…



Derek Sivers, president, CD Baby
the little store with the best new independent music
http://cdbaby.com cdbaby@cdbaby.com
Eeek! Nutters!!

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