Reimagined Seasonal Songs

As inspired by these (though admittedly not as good)

Shhh Its dark
Shhh its dark
Chill out.
Wear your shades
Look! A female who conceived via IVF
Look! That child isn’t chewy and has a chilli pepper mark of 1 chilli pepper
Get some kip while it’s quiet
Get some kip while it’s quiet

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Once, long ago, I wrote frequently on Livejournal. I then moved to Blogspot, where I discovered that blogging requires an audience. So I moved back to LJ. Then over to Dreamwidth, back to LJ, up the road of self hosting with Muckybadger before giving up entirely and moving over to Wordpress. It was at that moment I decided I would spread my compostual nonsense simultaneously across the blogosphere like some rancid margarine. And so here I am. I am a badger. But then I'm not really a badger. I am a human. With badger like tendencies. I am a writer, a film producer and a social commentator. I am available for Breakfast TV shows, documentaries and chats in the pub with journalists where I am more than qualified enough to talk confidently about absolute shite and bollocks.