Reimagined Seasonal Songs

As inspired by these (though admittedly not as good)

Number 2 – Jingle Bells )

Cor! You can’t half go fast through this slush
On this 16 valve V8 sled
I hope you’ve asked permission to go over this arable land
Think it’s funny do you?
Best not make too much noise with them bells either
You’ll get us served with a flipping ASBO.
– Jingle bells