The Compostual Existentialist

Wordpress flavour with added crunchy bits

The secret of losing weight

1. Go to the beach, out onto the moors or up a mountain somewhere.
2. Pick up 6 rocks or pebbles.
3. At various times through the week accidentally leave one somewhere ie on the bus, in the shop, walking down the street, at the zoo etc.
4. Repeat until you have none left
5. Hey presto you’ve lost 6 stone! 😀
6. Gargle
7. Swill
8. Rinse
9. Spit
10. Repeat.

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Author: stegzy

Once, long ago, I wrote frequently on Livejournal. I then moved to Blogspot, where I discovered that blogging requires an audience. So I moved back to LJ. Then over to Dreamwidth, back to LJ, up the road of self hosting with Muckybadger before giving up entirely and moving over to Wordpress. It was at that moment I decided I would spread my compostual nonsense simultaneously across the blogosphere like some rancid margarine. And so here I am. I am a badger. But then I'm not really a badger. I am a human. With badger like tendencies. I am a writer, a film producer and a social commentator. I am available for Breakfast TV shows, documentaries and chats in the pub with journalists.

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