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Picture if you will a pub in Liverpool about 4 weeks ago. **wibbly visual effect used to signify reflection on past events** Stegzy:- You’re on holiday next month. I’m on holiday next month…let’s go camping! Nick:- Yes that sounds like fun. Stegzy:- Look I’ve put it in my shiny new HTC FLYER on the…
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(An edited version of a post previously made on Livejournal in 2007. Now with pictures taken recently) Recently I have been thinking about the sodden holidays we used to spend in my Uncle Nat’s cottage. Uncle Nat sold the caravan in favour of a ramshackle husk of a cottage half way up a soggy Welsh…
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I’ve been musing and fantasising about going to Wales, I got thinking about the way my Dad used to take us to Porthmadog in the 70’s and 80’s. Instead of taking the A55 along the north coast through Conwy and then down the A470 through to Betws-y-Coed and Blaenau Ffestiniog we would scuttle down the…
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Hot Days by Stegzy Gnomepants I know I shouldn’t look When I’m walking down the street But when they’re in my face I can’t just look at feet They’re out there in vast numbers Proud and volumous But I swear I wasn’t looking Just I thought I saw my bus Cos if I stumbled blindly…
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Save a Radish Today Some radishes live a care-free happy-go-lucky life but there are many other radishes that go uncared for and mistreated. In 2005 alone, over 2 million radishes were abandoned, composted or left to fester at the back of someones fridge. They are the often forgotten vegetable and frequently suffer bad treatment from…
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Every year Britons the world over celebrate a special day today. “We Don’t Want The Damn Country Anyway” Day. It all started in this day 1776 when a group of colonials threw their rattle out of the cot and decided they no longer wanted to be part of the Glorious and Holy British Empire. It…
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So mums have Mother’s Day, dads have Father’s Day and grandparents get both the gender specific card selling day AND Grandparent’s Day. Hurrah! Well done. You’ve bred. You’ve contributed to the gene pool. You’ve created another mouth to feed. Another housing and clothing need. Congratulations for contributing to the overpopulation of the world. Have a…



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