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Hot Days by Stegzy Gnomepants I know I shouldn’t look When I’m walking down the street But when they’re in my face I can’t just look at feet They’re out there in vast numbers Proud and volumous But I swear I wasn’t looking Just I thought I saw my bus Cos if I stumbled blindly
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Save a Radish Today Some radishes live a care-free happy-go-lucky life but there are many other radishes that go uncared for and mistreated. In 2005 alone, over 2 million radishes were abandoned, composted or left to fester at the back of someones fridge. They are the often forgotten vegetable and frequently suffer bad treatment from
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Every year Britons the world over celebrate a special day today. “We Don’t Want The Damn Country Anyway” Day. It all started in this day 1776 when a group of colonials threw their rattle out of the cot and decided they no longer wanted to be part of the Glorious and Holy British Empire. It
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So mums have Mother’s Day, dads have Father’s Day and grandparents get both the gender specific card selling day AND Grandparent’s Day. Hurrah! Well done. You’ve bred. You’ve contributed to the gene pool. You’ve created another mouth to feed. Another housing and clothing need. Congratulations for contributing to the overpopulation of the world. Have a
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For shitz and gigglz I took Zoe to the Great Central Railway near Loughborough. It was a special day there as they were holding a Second World War day where each of the four stations were “zoned” into different “fronts” of the Second World War. It was a very enjoyable day out, with people dressed
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Crewe What would I doWhen I arrive at Crewe?Sit and watch as youStruggle with your bagAnd Light up a fag?What would I do?At platform twoOn the train at Crewe?I’d probably do nothing Winsford Winsford ahoy!Winsford a joy!Winsford platform 2Just in from CreweIn Liverpool I’m dueIn an hour. Hartford I’ve never been
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In case you have no idea what it is that I do, basically it’s this….I assess assessments for students doing IT qualifications. The current assessment I am assessing is report written by the students on installing a new hard drive. Bloopers include: “To install the hard drive first open the cassis” – Because you need
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my first week (in my new job) sitting learningmarking yearningfor retirement Posted via LiveJournal app for Android.
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