What’s gone on?

  • Someone has stolen all the postmen in Leamington Spa. We haven’t had ANY post since Thursday last week. Except parcels (thanks fj_warren it arrived today we will open them tomorrow ;-)). This means I had 7 cards (two of them were hand delivered so don’t count) for my Birthday and a measly pittance of cards…

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  • That Thing

    Do you suffer from THAT THING? I do. THAT THING happens to me nearly every day. When you notice THAT THING it happens more and more and you become aware of THAT THING more. In fact I’d even say with skill and dexterity one can use THAT THING to one’s advantage. Of course you could…

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  • Highlights

    Snippets of things people I work with said today include: “I have no idea who Julian Assange is” “There are a lot of paedos out there; any man could be one” “She’s a right slag but I’d stick it in her” “Them *insert possibly racially offensive word for people of Pakistani decent here* are like…

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  • Ice Ice Granny

    Ice Ice Granny

    Today’s view looked something like this.. There was frost on the inside of the windscreen it was that cold. Conscious that today’s picture was a bit shit I nipped up to the 5th floor so that you could see a frozen ROYAL Leamington Spa. Other adventures today helped me realise that not only am I…

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  • What was supposed to post today

    At lunch time I usually sit in my car and eat. Today was no exception, however the view through my window was quite remarkable with all the hoar frost. Anyway, I thought I’d snap it and attempt to upload it using an Android app I hadn’t actually used yet. The result, as you no doubt…

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  • Noooo

    stegzy Hiya, I’m here to swap your monitor for a new one. Woman looking genuinely shocked and visibly saving everything on her computer’s desktop Oh no…will that mean I will lose everything off my desktop? stegzy Er…yes…and you will also lose your first born. Another example of the over paid under skilled further education staff…

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  • Poem

    *There was an old man* *Who lived in a box* *With spiders and worms and shoes* *He ate marmite jam* *And turnips and ham* *Garnished with beefy dog chews.*

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  • This actually happened. I know because I was there * Scene – The boardroom of a sinister government department hidden somewhere in plain sight. Sinister government operative – So we’re now on the next phase of our “constantly track the public’s whereabouts by sinister means” scheme. Shady government operative – Indeed! We have successfully lulled…

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  • > This week I had the misfortune to stay in the Newcastle Central Travelodge. Now, if I’d picked up some loose woman and had decided to head back to a room for a couple of quick shags, then it wouldn’t have bothered me that much. The raging urges of lust would no doubt have helped…

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  • Cat

    Scene – The Office Enter stegzy carrying a box Office Spod – What’s in the box stegzy? stegzy – Perhaps a dead cat Blank faces around the office stegzy – Schrödinger is wasted on you lot.

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