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Snippets of things people I work with said today include: “I have no idea who Julian Assange is” “There are a lot of paedos out there; any man could be one” “She’s a right slag but I’d stick it in her” “Them *insert possibly racially offensive word for people of Pakistani decent here* are like…
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Today’s view looked something like this.. There was frost on the inside of the windscreen it was that cold. Conscious that today’s picture was a bit shit I nipped up to the 5th floor so that you could see a frozen ROYAL Leamington Spa. Other adventures today helped me realise that not only am I…
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At lunch time I usually sit in my car and eat. Today was no exception, however the view through my window was quite remarkable with all the hoar frost. Anyway, I thought I’d snap it and attempt to upload it using an Android app I hadn’t actually used yet. The result, as you no doubt…
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stegzy Hiya, I’m here to swap your monitor for a new one. Woman looking genuinely shocked and visibly saving everything on her computer’s desktop Oh no…will that mean I will lose everything off my desktop? stegzy Er…yes…and you will also lose your first born. Another example of the over paid under skilled further education staff…
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This actually happened. I know because I was there * Scene – The boardroom of a sinister government department hidden somewhere in plain sight. Sinister government operative – So we’re now on the next phase of our “constantly track the public’s whereabouts by sinister means” scheme. Shady government operative – Indeed! We have successfully lulled…
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> This week I had the misfortune to stay in the Newcastle Central Travelodge. Now, if I’d picked up some loose woman and had decided to head back to a room for a couple of quick shags, then it wouldn’t have bothered me that much. The raging urges of lust would no doubt have helped…
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> The scene: A secret governmental office in some seemingly innocuous building in London. Four top executive types sit around a conference table. Man 1: Right, the department that provide us with our funds are wanting to cut our funding back unless we can prove how valuable and useful we are to the country. Man…
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