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  • Goodbye Santor

    This afternoon I packed the last few items into the van and waved goodbye to Santor aka Gnomepants Manor. It was sad to see it retreating into the distance through the wing mirrors and slightly weird to watch familiar sights of Brierley pass by for the last time. Weird because when I moved there, I

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  • Stupid

    *Her *- I have all these weird emails in my inbox. I think I might be infected. There’s about 50 of them. I daren’t open them *Me* – Ok I’ll come and investigate *One long walk to the other end of the college later **Her *- Look! *Me *- *Observing large collection of emails in

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  • And getting paid for it. Sounds like a dream job. It’s not. Let’s see now…

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  • A levels? Arse levels

    > When I left compulsory education back in 1992 A levels were hard. I’m sure they are still hard but back in the day, they were hard. If more than 20 people at your school got A grade A level results fingers would have been pointed and investigations into cheating conducted. At that time we

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  • 1. Become completely inept at operating or using computers 2. Lose all social skills 3. Be rude and vacuous 4. Think only of yourself 5. Remember everyone else only exists when you can see/hear them 6. Spending £5 on a carrot is preferable to spending 30p on a carrot, even if there are no discernible

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  • Day 06 – Your day I was awoken this morning by one of the curvy servant twins performing fellatio on me as usual. Her twin brought me breakfast on a golden trolley which was laden with delicious bacon dishes including sandwiches, full English breakfasts and bacon cereal with bacon milk. After taking a cooling and

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  • Day Four – What you ate today If I was any normal person no doubt I would have started the day with a cup of tea and a bowl of Cinnamon Grahams. I would probably have had ham and cheese sandwiches for lunch and a chicken and chorizo ready meal with potato waffle and pea

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  • Day 03 – Your parents There are a couple of elderly but spriteful pensioners about 2 hours drive away from me. Both very generous, caring and accepting yet often overly suspicious of others. These same pensioners will think nothing of driving a 40 mile round trip to get yogurts, throwing out perfectly usable objects because

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