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Visiting the olds often brings mixed feelings. I enjoy seeing them. I enjoy going into town to meet up with the chaps. I enjoy sitting, drinking, chatting about any old bollocks. Then I go about the area, doing general chores, shopping and revisiting old haunts. I suppose once you’re away from an area, when you
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Send me £100 and you might be in for a chance of winning £259605960! I have accidentally received your winnings of £259605960 but because of some problem with the police, you have to send me £100 so that I can send you your money. And guarantee you (or your partner) an erection.
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The people rise up against their government. There is injustice and corruption in the world. People are unemployed, poor and cannot afford to feed their children. Austere governments demand that people that can’t work must work whether they want to or not. Politicians lie, cheat and steal. Bankers get fat on inflated charges. Food and
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Someone has stolen all the postmen in Leamington Spa. We haven’t had ANY post since Thursday last week. Except parcels (thanks fj_warren it arrived today we will open them tomorrow ;-)). This means I had 7 cards (two of them were hand delivered so don’t count) for my Birthday and a measly pittance of cards
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Do you suffer from THAT THING? I do. THAT THING happens to me nearly every day. When you notice THAT THING it happens more and more and you become aware of THAT THING more. In fact I’d even say with skill and dexterity one can use THAT THING to one’s advantage. Of course you could
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Snippets of things people I work with said today include: “I have no idea who Julian Assange is” “There are a lot of paedos out there; any man could be one” “She’s a right slag but I’d stick it in her” “Them *insert possibly racially offensive word for people of Pakistani decent here* are like
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Today’s view looked something like this.. There was frost on the inside of the windscreen it was that cold. Conscious that today’s picture was a bit shit I nipped up to the 5th floor so that you could see a frozen ROYAL Leamington Spa. Other adventures today helped me realise that not only am I
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At lunch time I usually sit in my car and eat. Today was no exception, however the view through my window was quite remarkable with all the hoar frost. Anyway, I thought I’d snap it and attempt to upload it using an Android app I hadn’t actually used yet. The result, as you no doubt
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stegzy Hiya, I’m here to swap your monitor for a new one. Woman looking genuinely shocked and visibly saving everything on her computer’s desktop Oh no…will that mean I will lose everything off my desktop? stegzy Er…yes…and you will also lose your first born. Another example of the over paid under skilled further education staff
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