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The other day I took Zoe to the local Hobbycraft so she could choose a delicious and chewy glue gun for her Easter present. Nom. It was while we were wandering around the aisles that I was reminded about materialism and the satisfaction of surrounding ourselves with useless tat. One of the aisle displays…
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Bzzz bzzzz bzzzz That is what you do Pollinating the flowers Between the morning dew Bzz bzzzz bzzzz Behind my ears and head In and out the undergrowth Until it’s time for bed Bzzz bzzz bzzz bzzzz What’s that awful noise You’ve got yourself caught in a web They’re dangerous not toys Bzzzzz bzzzzzzz bzzzzzz
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April Apples April apples crisp and firm Round and tasty Stirring the worm In abundance and free from fears Earlier than the Mayspheres April apples Rosy and abound Not as pronounced As the June mound Go forth and see Out in the street The April apples Your eyes will meet Feast and gorge The April…
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Many years ago, I worked in Halfords. For those unfamiliar with British brands, Halfords is a shop that sells bits for cars, car stereos and bicycles. Mostly the car parts are styling things like go faster stripes and furry dice. When working there I was presented with a folder which detailed a selling technique which…
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Having a weekend in Liverpool. It’s nice to catch up with peeps. Chew the fat. Make plans all parties know will never be fulfilled. Smithdown Road has changed. Fast food shops everywhere. It is a shade of the place it was when I lived there above the fishing tackle shop. The vibrancy has gone. The…
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Visiting the olds often brings mixed feelings. I enjoy seeing them. I enjoy going into town to meet up with the chaps. I enjoy sitting, drinking, chatting about any old bollocks. Then I go about the area, doing general chores, shopping and revisiting old haunts. I suppose once you’re away from an area, when you…
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Send me £100 and you might be in for a chance of winning £259605960! I have accidentally received your winnings of £259605960 but because of some problem with the police, you have to send me £100 so that I can send you your money. And guarantee you (or your partner) an erection.
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The people rise up against their government. There is injustice and corruption in the world. People are unemployed, poor and cannot afford to feed their children. Austere governments demand that people that can’t work must work whether they want to or not. Politicians lie, cheat and steal. Bankers get fat on inflated charges. Food and…
