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> In the UK, if you are accused of financial wrong doing or fraud (and I think for that matter any criminal matter) and the case goes to court, all of your assets – your house, your bank accounts, your dealings etc are seized by the Crown. If you have no assets you are, by
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So last night I was in my old bedroom at my mum and dads. Weird thing was the gerbils I used to keep were still there even though nobody thought to water or feed them in the past 20 odd years. Anyway, while I’m fussing with the poor malnurished blighters an aeroplane flies over head
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> Jeff Ennis goes this year. He used to live next door to Mrs Edson you know. I live in Barnsley East. I’ve never been canvassed by an MP and shoving your tatty bit of paper through my letterbox just makes the cats and the recycle bin happy. Currently the potential MPs for my area
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Jeff Ennis goes this year. He used to live next door to Mrs Edson you know. So, currently the potential MPs are (in no particular order) – John Brown – Lib Dem: Beardy gent Caven Vines – UKIP: Shifty looking beardy gent Colin Porter – BNP (see also http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cPDF6IDxz4 to see how odious this man
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In the West Building of uni, there is a small gents toilet. It is, as I said, a small toilet. It is fitted only with two cubicles and, unusually, there are no urinals.
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In the West Building of uni, there is a small gents toilet. It is, as I said, a small toilet. It is fitted only with two cubicles and, unusually, there are no urinals. This morning on my arrival on campus I made my way to the loo to clear out my cup of tea
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Home baking is killing bakers Home growing is killing supermarkets and farmers Home brewing is killing pubs Home shopping is killing checkout operators Home decorating is killing painters and decorators Home hair styling is killing hair dressers Home cooking is killing restaurants and take-aways Home cleaning is killing cleaners Home sexual practices is killing prostitution
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My Neighbour’s Cock from stegzy gnomepants on Vimeo. My neighbour is always getting his cock out at the back of my house. So I went and filmed it so I can prove it to you unbelievers. Disgusting behaviour. Answers to comments to this post through LJ may be delayed.
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So this weekend saw the start of the Geocaching season for me. Ok, technically it was a few weeks ago when I went mooching round Wooley Edge and bagged two caches while trying out new software. Zoe and I decided to start out with some easy ones to get us back into the swing of
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