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April I wandered lonely as a tramp That staggers across street laden with Extra strong beer When all at once I saw a sight The voluptuous curvy Maysphere Beholden early they are this year For tis still April yet yonder I see Firm and bolden round and delightful Straining longing to be free There is…
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How times have changed. The last time 300000 people were trapped on the other side of the English Channel fishermen, boat owners and the like crossed the channel and helped ferry them back free of charge and without being asked. Thereafter they regaled young boys with tales of selfless daring do and adventure. Granted this…
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Airlines – Oi! The Met office data is shit. Let us fly. Air traffic control – Ok but if you all die don’t come crying to us Airlines – Yayy Planes fall out of sky Airlines – That’s terrible thing to do. Letting us fly in all that ash. It’s all your fault — Airlines…
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> In the UK, if you are accused of financial wrong doing or fraud (and I think for that matter any criminal matter) and the case goes to court, all of your assets – your house, your bank accounts, your dealings etc are seized by the Crown. If you have no assets you are, by…
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So last night I was in my old bedroom at my mum and dads. Weird thing was the gerbils I used to keep were still there even though nobody thought to water or feed them in the past 20 odd years. Anyway, while I’m fussing with the poor malnurished blighters an aeroplane flies over head…
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> Jeff Ennis goes this year. He used to live next door to Mrs Edson you know. I live in Barnsley East. I’ve never been canvassed by an MP and shoving your tatty bit of paper through my letterbox just makes the cats and the recycle bin happy. Currently the potential MPs for my area…
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Jeff Ennis goes this year. He used to live next door to Mrs Edson you know. So, currently the potential MPs are (in no particular order) – John Brown – Lib Dem: Beardy gent Caven Vines – UKIP: Shifty looking beardy gent Colin Porter – BNP (see also http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cPDF6IDxz4 to see how odious this man…
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In the West Building of uni, there is a small gents toilet. It is, as I said, a small toilet. It is fitted only with two cubicles and, unusually, there are no urinals.
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In the West Building of uni, there is a small gents toilet. It is, as I said, a small toilet. It is fitted only with two cubicles and, unusually, there are no urinals. This morning on my arrival on campus I made my way to the loo to clear out my cup of tea…
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