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> If I fell through a hole in time and travelled back 25 years. If I then looked out of my bedroom window across the field behind the lane with no name and beyond the field behind the field behind the lane with no name, not only would I have upset Mrs Edson’s daughter, but
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> It was such a lovely day today I thought I’d nip out for a walk in the delightful countryside that South Yorkshire has to offer. My destination of choice was the delightful Langsett Reservoir near Barnsley/Sheffield. Langset near Barnsley in South Yorkshire The sun was out, the sky was blue. I didn’t
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Let us imagine you have a company. You are the chief executive big wig honorary grand poobah of this company but the only problem is you have no staff. Now you need to find some staff for your company. You need a Chairman, a finance director, a security executive and other policy makers to run
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Well it looks like the press (Murdoch) is worried that the Lib Dems are gaining more support than the press (Murdoch) likes. Judging by yesterday’s newspaper headlines Nick Clegg is a Nazi paedophilic ex-priest with sadomasochistic tendencies who would bring naught but ruin. Interestingly, last night’s leadership debate took place on….Murdoch TV. Sorry. I mean
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Well it looks like the press (Murdoch) is worried that the Lib Dems are gaining more support than the press (Murdoch) likes. Judging by today’s newspaper headlines Nick Clegg is a Nazi paedophilic ex-priest with sadomasochistic tendencies who would bring naught but ruin. Interestingly, tonight’s leadership debate takes place on….Murdoch TV. Sorry. I mean Sky.
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April I wandered lonely as a tramp That staggers across street laden with Extra strong beer When all at once I saw a sight The voluptuous curvy Maysphere Beholden early they are this year For tis still April yet yonder I see Firm and bolden round and delightful Straining longing to be free There is
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How times have changed. The last time 300000 people were trapped on the other side of the English Channel fishermen, boat owners and the like crossed the channel and helped ferry them back free of charge and without being asked. Thereafter they regaled young boys with tales of selfless daring do and adventure. Granted this
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Airlines – Oi! The Met office data is shit. Let us fly. Air traffic control – Ok but if you all die don’t come crying to us Airlines – Yayy Planes fall out of sky Airlines – That’s terrible thing to do. Letting us fly in all that ash. It’s all your fault — Airlines
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