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  • Man

    I have been thinking about this for some time now but I’ve come to the conclusion that I have an inherent need for something. I need a man. Not in a gay way you understand, but in a rugged male companion kind of way. I have been lacking in male company. Sure there are a…

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  • And now…the shipping forecast

    The Shipping Forecast from stegzy gnomepants on Vimeo. A Windows movie maker file containing pictures wizzed from google images and put to the tune “Sailing By” by Ronald Binge. Editing by Stegzy Gnomepants

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  • Projekt0rz

    Her – I’ve plugged my projector in in a room the other side of the building and its not coming on, there’s a blue light flashing but no “wooshing” noise. stegzy – Have you tried pressing the button by the blue flashing light? Her – Yes but nothing happened. Can you just come and look…

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  • Landscape

    Landscape

    If I fell through a hole in time and travelled back 45 years. If I then looked out of my bedroom window across the field behind the lane with no name and beyond the field behind the field behind the lane with no name, not only would I have upset Mrs Edson’s daughter, but I…

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  • >Landscape

    >Landscape

    > If I fell through a hole in time and travelled back 25 years. If I then looked out of my bedroom window across the field behind the lane with no name and beyond the field behind the field behind the lane with no name, not only would I have upset Mrs Edson’s daughter, but…

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  • A Lovely day out in Langsett

    A Lovely day out in Langsett

    > It was such a lovely day today I thought I’d nip out for a walk in the delightful countryside that South Yorkshire has to offer. My destination of choice was the delightful Langsett Reservoir near Barnsley/Sheffield.   Langset near Barnsley in South Yorkshire   The sun was out, the sky was blue. I didn’t…

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  • Company

    Let us imagine you have a company. You are the chief executive big wig honorary grand poobah of this company but the only problem is you have no staff. Now you need to find some staff for your company. You need a Chairman, a finance director, a security executive and other policy makers to run…

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  • Work

    Work

    I hate hand in days at work. I want to go home now please. I’m up and down like a bride’s nightie. Getting stuff from cupboards and change from the till for students who have all been struck with the incoherency bug today. It should be like this:- Student – Can I have a clear…

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  • Press

    Press

    Well it looks like the press (Murdoch) is worried that the Lib Dems are gaining more support than the press (Murdoch) likes. Judging by yesterday’s newspaper headlines Nick Clegg is a Nazi paedophilic ex-priest with sadomasochistic tendencies who would bring naught but ruin. Interestingly, last night’s leadership debate took place on….Murdoch TV. Sorry. I mean…

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  • Press

    Press

    Well it looks like the press (Murdoch) is worried that the Lib Dems are gaining more support than the press (Murdoch) likes. Judging by today’s newspaper headlines Nick Clegg is a Nazi paedophilic ex-priest with sadomasochistic tendencies who would bring naught but ruin. Interestingly, tonight’s leadership debate takes place on….Murdoch TV. Sorry. I mean Sky.…

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