What’s gone on?

  • Shite

    On my way into work this morning I watched a group of young lads get off the bus laden with fishing tackle obviously heading to the big park in Barnsley. It made me think how when I was that age if I’d suggested to my mates “Let’s go fishing” on a cold wet Thursday morning

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  • Various points of note

    Various points of note

    Today I struggled into Barnsley. I spent 4 hours editing then thought “fuck it” and went geocaching instead. Managed to find 1 cache out of the 4 I looked for today. The first cache I couldn’t find, my GPS is only accurate to 4 decimal places so when you get within 6ft of the location

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  • More Oats

    I’m like a dog that won’t let go sometimes. Doing a bit of research on the various porridge products on the market I thought I’d check the ingredients of a variety of oat based breakfast cereals. Now, you’d think porridge was just oats. If I asked for porridge, that’s what I’d hope to get. And

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  • Oats

    You can’t get simpler than oats. Oats are so versatile and healthy. Grab yourself a bag of oats, roll them with a roller or what ever, add hot milk or water, season to taste. Simple. Porridge. The food of the Gods. There was a time when oats weren’t so trendy. You could stand in shops

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  • Wait weight Wayte

    Yesterday I managed to compile a 2000 word rationale for the website design module of my degree. So what? Well I managed to stuff it into Word within 3 hours. It’s probably pants but I’m past caring. The bonus of the day was managing to get a 3 week extension on the other item that

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  • Crap poem

    I sit and ponder Over yonder Is that a Honda? Driven by Jane Fonda? Ah thank you.

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  • Going to Extremes

    Extreme Apathy:- Not being arsed to do anything in dangerous locations.

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  • Arsebook

    That’s nice 🙂 Social network sites ‘monitored’ Details could be leaked, said one Lib Dem MP Social networking sites like Facebook could be monitored by the UK government under proposals to make them keep details of users’ contacts.

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  • Lay off the cheese before bed

    For two nights in a row I’ve had some crazy bat shit dreams. Tuesday night culminated in me trying to keep hold of a rather cheeky looking snake while walking through Woolton village and last night found me being asked by my boss to take a mature student home to perform sexual services as part

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  • Twatter

    Inspired by my last post here are some works of literature in 140 characters or less. King Solomon’s Mines – A map? Lets go. Here we are. Oooh look out. Oh no we’ve got no diamonds. We did have an adventure though. Frankenstein – Lets build a man. Its a bit windy out there tonight.

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