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Last night I had a fire. It was a small fire. I didn’t bother asking G the Human dog to take his washing in. More confidential waste. Fire. It’s nice is fire. Cleansing. Good way to dispose of things…….. Yesterday Mrs Gnomepants picked up her new car from the garage. It is red. I suggested…
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Barnsley Town Hall Floral Display 2009 Originally uploaded by stegzy. See how pretty it is? See the how the cherry blossom compliments the tulips?
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Spring flowers are blossoming everywhere lately. The Camilia at the front of Gnomepants Manor is a shock of pink and looks very pretty. Furthermore, the well tended gardens at the front of the town hall in Barnsley are awash with fragrance and colour. As the daffodils of March die back, the tulips of April thrust…
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Today I struggled into Barnsley. I spent 4 hours editing then thought “fuck it” and went geocaching instead. Managed to find 1 cache out of the 4 I looked for today. The first cache I couldn’t find, my GPS is only accurate to 4 decimal places so when you get within 6ft of the location…
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I’m like a dog that won’t let go sometimes. Doing a bit of research on the various porridge products on the market I thought I’d check the ingredients of a variety of oat based breakfast cereals. Now, you’d think porridge was just oats. If I asked for porridge, that’s what I’d hope to get. And…
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You can’t get simpler than oats. Oats are so versatile and healthy. Grab yourself a bag of oats, roll them with a roller or what ever, add hot milk or water, season to taste. Simple. Porridge. The food of the Gods. There was a time when oats weren’t so trendy. You could stand in shops…
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Yesterday I managed to compile a 2000 word rationale for the website design module of my degree. So what? Well I managed to stuff it into Word within 3 hours. It’s probably pants but I’m past caring. The bonus of the day was managing to get a 3 week extension on the other item that…
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