What’s gone on?

  • Supermarket law

    Supermarkets are to be allowed to provide legal advisories to customers in 2011. On the back of that, let us consider the supermarketisation of legal advice. Scenario 1 – The low price “Value” legal advice Crim – Alright mate, the coppers ‘ave said av killed someone. Supermarket Legal Advisory – Well you have no choice…

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  • Mayspheres

    Mayspheres Some are firm Some are saggy Wandering the streets With trousers baggy The hot weather brings them forth The annual display Blossoming burgeoning Never dismay Some have cavernous voids betwix Others my eyes Befix Wandering the streets Every May without fail They bloom with out fears Every man a witness To those glorious spheres…

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  • Exam

    Exam was tough, went well for the most part I think but then I always go to pieces in exams. I never seem to remember anything. Weekend was lovely. Nice walks in the May sunshine looking at the hawthorn in full bloom and the nice cooling breeze making what probably would have made the outdoors…

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  • A spine

    If you come and ask me how to do something then proceed to tell me I’m doing it the wrong way, don’t be surprised if I am rude to you. Honestly, I’m not here to press buttons for you and I’m certainly not here for you to get pissy with me because you’re too damn…

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  • is to

    It seems that careers and job prospects are the theme for May. Not just in my book but in other peoples. Once again I approach the edge of employability and I must decide my method of decent. Do I dive in head first hoping not to hit my head on a submerged rock? Or do…

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  • The answer

    The answer to yesterdays conundrum was I found the cottage cheese in the fresh meat section. Because, yes, that is the first place you would think of looking for cottage cheese. I am obviously stupid. I will go and kill myself right away. Its another one of those days where things don’t go as planned.…

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  • Someone

    I called my mum and dad this evening. My mum seems to think I’m destined to have a stroke any time soon. It seems this is her new thing. A while back any ache or pain and it was naturally the start of Cancer or down to the fact that you may have smoked. Now…

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  • Throwing

    Throwing

    stegzy – I think this Tshirt has shrunk in the wash Wife – I don’t. I think its because you have grown a belly stegzy – Remembering the previous weeks of takeaways Hmmm you may have a point. I have become rotund. Well, maybe that’s an exaggeration. I’ve put on a bit of weight over…

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  • Out

    While rambling through Howell Woods yesterday I mused on how trees are natures factories. This time of year they are beginning their annual processes spurting forth green shoots in preparation for the busy summer months of photosynthesising. Then in October/November they begin cut backs and shed jobs (leaves) before becoming derelict and barren in the…

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  • Toys

    Toys

    I went here as a kid nearly every weekend. I suspect Luxuryflatitis. After all the site is in a highly desirable area of Southport. Arsonists should be burnt at the stake IMO. Today I rushed into uni after pottering about doing little jobs. I had a meeting with the people I’ve been doing 4 films…

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