What’s gone on?

  • Wait weight Wayte

    Yesterday I managed to compile a 2000 word rationale for the website design module of my degree. So what? Well I managed to stuff it into Word within 3 hours. It’s probably pants but I’m past caring. The bonus of the day was managing to get a 3 week extension on the other item that…

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  • Crap poem

    I sit and ponder Over yonder Is that a Honda? Driven by Jane Fonda? Ah thank you.

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  • Going to Extremes

    Extreme Apathy:- Not being arsed to do anything in dangerous locations.

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  • Arsebook

    That’s nice 🙂 Social network sites ‘monitored’ Details could be leaked, said one Lib Dem MP Social networking sites like Facebook could be monitored by the UK government under proposals to make them keep details of users’ contacts.

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  • Lay off the cheese before bed

    For two nights in a row I’ve had some crazy bat shit dreams. Tuesday night culminated in me trying to keep hold of a rather cheeky looking snake while walking through Woolton village and last night found me being asked by my boss to take a mature student home to perform sexual services as part…

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  • Twatter

    Inspired by my last post here are some works of literature in 140 characters or less. King Solomon’s Mines – A map? Lets go. Here we are. Oooh look out. Oh no we’ve got no diamonds. We did have an adventure though. Frankenstein – Lets build a man. Its a bit windy out there tonight.…

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  • School Legends Part 3 of 7

    In the late 80’s there was a type of crisp which you would get with no flavour. Instead you would be able to add your own flavour from a choice of a variety of different sachets of powdered flavouring. To be honest it was just a gimmick. Adding your own flavour is equivalent to “Just…

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  • The cold – A crap poeb by Stegzy Gnobepants.

    Cold Cold Go away Com’b back Annudder day I’b sniffing and snookin And snottink wif glee My eyes are streabing So I cant see sniff By nose is sore Fromb blowing it My head feels though With Brick been hit By Coughs returned With bost alarb I snort like the pigs Down at the farb…

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  • Knob

    Recently I’ve been very tired. Tiredness is never a good sign for me. I’ve been sleeping very well. Like a log for example. Even down to the beetles crawling over me and the fungus growing in my crevices. This weekend I had a jolly good time visiting zoefruitcake where we watched DVD’s (including Wickerman, Wild…

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  • Uninteresting One liners for today

    Edit : Humour explanation department note – Hi, Future Stegzy from 2024 here, although you are probably reading this when I am past Stegzy. This entry, originally posted on LJ in 2009 came at a point when microblogging sites such as Twitter (currently now X owned by Elon Musk) and Facebook were decimating the blogosphere…

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