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  • Going to Extremes

    Extreme Apathy:- Not being arsed to do anything in dangerous locations.

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  • Arsebook

    That’s nice ๐Ÿ™‚ Social network sites ‘monitored’ Details could be leaked, said one Lib Dem MP Social networking sites like Facebook could be monitored by the UK government under proposals to make them keep details of users’ contacts.

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  • For two nights in a row I’ve had some crazy bat shit dreams. Tuesday night culminated in me trying to keep hold of a rather cheeky looking snake while walking through Woolton village and last night found me being asked by my boss to take a mature student home to perform sexual services as part…

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  • Twatter

    Inspired by my last post here are some works of literature in 140 characters or less. King Solomon’s Mines – A map? Lets go. Here we are. Oooh look out. Oh no we’ve got no diamonds. We did have an adventure though. Frankenstein – Lets build a man. Its a bit windy out there tonight.…

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  • In the late 80’s there was a type of crisp which you would get with no flavour. Instead you would be able to add your own flavour from a choice of a variety of different sachets of powdered flavouring. To be honest it was just a gimmick. Adding your own flavour is equivalent to “Just…

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  • Cold Cold Go away Com’b back Annudder day I’b sniffing and snookin And snottink wif glee My eyes are streabing So I cant see sniff By nose is sore Fromb blowing it My head feels though With Brick been hit By Coughs returned With bost alarb I snort like the pigs Down at the farb…

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  • Knob

    Recently I’ve been very tired. Tiredness is never a good sign for me. I’ve been sleeping very well. Like a log for example. Even down to the beetles crawling over me and the fungus growing in my crevices. This weekend I had a jolly good time visiting zoefruitcake where we watched DVD’s (including Wickerman, Wild…

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  • Edit : Humour explanation department note – Hi, Future Stegzy from 2024 here, although you are probably reading this when I am past Stegzy. This entry, originally posted on LJ in 2009 came at a point when microblogging sites such as Twitter (currently now X owned by Elon Musk) and Facebook were decimating the blogosphere…

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  • White shit

    White shit

    Some photos of the snow (mainly for lotusmoppet) Taken last night. You should see about a centimetre of the stuff, but I didn’t want to get my slippers wet getting a close up You can get a better idea of the depth from this picture showing my car. You can still see bonnet. This morning…

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  • Flaming Scallies

    On my road in Brierley is a lovely Georgian hall with a horrid 1960s extension that, until recently, was used by the council as offices. In Barnsley Council’s unfettered intelligence, towards the end of last year, the offices and hall were vacated and put on the market. It was very sad as the hall is…

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