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  • School Legends Part 3 of 7

    In the late 80’s there was a type of crisp which you would get with no flavour. Instead you would be able to add your own flavour from a choice of a variety of different sachets of powdered flavouring. To be honest it was just a gimmick. Adding your own flavour is equivalent to “Just

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  • The cold – A crap poeb by Stegzy Gnobepants.

    Cold Cold Go away Com’b back Annudder day I’b sniffing and snookin And snottink wif glee My eyes are streabing So I cant see sniff By nose is sore Fromb blowing it My head feels though With Brick been hit By Coughs returned With bost alarb I snort like the pigs Down at the farb

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  • Knob

    Recently I’ve been very tired. Tiredness is never a good sign for me. I’ve been sleeping very well. Like a log for example. Even down to the beetles crawling over me and the fungus growing in my crevices. This weekend I had a jolly good time visiting zoefruitcake where we watched DVD’s (including Wickerman, Wild

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  • Uninteresting One liners for today

    Edit : Humour explanation department note – Hi, Future Stegzy from 2024 here, although you are probably reading this when I am past Stegzy. This entry, originally posted on LJ in 2009 came at a point when microblogging sites such as Twitter (currently now X owned by Elon Musk) and Facebook were decimating the blogosphere

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  • White shit

    White shit

    Some photos of the snow (mainly for lotusmoppet) Taken last night. You should see about a centimetre of the stuff, but I didn’t want to get my slippers wet getting a close up You can get a better idea of the depth from this picture showing my car. You can still see bonnet. This morning

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  • Flaming Scallies

    On my road in Brierley is a lovely Georgian hall with a horrid 1960s extension that, until recently, was used by the council as offices. In Barnsley Council’s unfettered intelligence, towards the end of last year, the offices and hall were vacated and put on the market. It was very sad as the hall is

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  • School Legends Part 2 of 7

    It was assembly. We were all in the assembly hall listening to Mr Deveraux discuss the current affairs of the school week. One of the fifth formers came into the hall late. The said fifth former was wearing a fashionable denim jacket. School uniform being strict at my school Mr Deveraux saw him immediately and

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  • Stegzy Gnomepants School Days Part 1 of 7

    Stegzy Gnomepants School Days Part 1 of 7

    Some things during my school days became legendary amongst people in my year. Others became anecdotes for dining out on in later years. I thought it best I put pixel to webpage and tell you of seven of the most peculiar legendary occurrences before I get old and my mind fails. Number 1: Paul Broughton

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  • There really is nothing that is as satisfying as a really good poo. It amazes me that some people do not know the correct way to pass scissors. I am baffled by the concept of headphone discos. People who are in a rush should wear a sign on their head saying "I AM IN A

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  • Bath – A wife free post

    So I’m feeling a bit poo today. My head hurts in a weird way (like round the sides in front of my ears, not like on the forehead), I’ve been weeweeing like one of them tacky little white cherub water fountains you see in garden centres and I feel run down and poo. Not very

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