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On 17th February 2006 I commented on a journal entry. Within hours the owner of the journal entry added me. Since then, the journal owner and I have become really good online mates (much akin to Benny but I’ve not met Benny yet). Last night, nearly 2 years after that first comment, I met the
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It was a beautiful thing It came about by chance It would have been good It ripped my pants Alas it couldn’t be allowed to grow Unmanageable, the garden, And so the decision was made To break the branches before they harden The fruit it bore Could have been sour The foliage too green Belladonna,
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So after a long hard day attempting to motivate myself into doing some of the tonnes of work I have to do before April 16th I return from Uni and put the car into the garage. While I am closing the garage door I hear a strange harrumphing noise coming from behind me. Worried that
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Bras eh? Mrs Gnomepants tells me she has her eyes on a sports bra to assist in her current “keep fit by doing Billy Blanks Tai Bo DVD’s” regime. Indeed, not being a completely ignorant male, I am aware that these garments cost a fair whack. What I don’t understand is why. Undies right, I
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Call to restrict Scouse scenes An anti-scouse group in Manchester is calling for all movies and television shows with scousers in scenes to be given an 18 certificate or banned. ScouseFree Liverpool told BBC’s Radio 5 Live it wanted to see the change and the government said the idea was “rather well thought out”. The
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As a happy ending, the people who own the field behind the “lane with no name” took a trip to an equine fair this weekend and purchased this lovely chestnut mare A Horse Called Man Behind the field behind the lane with no name is another field (separated by a patchy hedge and some skilfully
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> Pot-Roasted Loin of Pork with Apple You will need: 4lb Boned loin of pork (I used a 1lb joint with bones) 1/2 pint Dry Cider (I used Magners) 1/4 pint of Sour Cream (I used greek yoghurt) 1 1/2tsp of salt For the Stuffing 1 oz Butter (local) 1 small onion (local) chopped 2
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