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  • Hot off the press

    Call to restrict Scouse scenes An anti-scouse group in Manchester is calling for all movies and television shows with scousers in scenes to be given an 18 certificate or banned. ScouseFree Liverpool told BBC’s Radio 5 Live it wanted to see the change and the government said the idea was “rather well thought out”. The…

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  • Long John Horse

    Long John Horse

    While outside this morning I was treated to   Disgusting!

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  • Village Gossip

    Village Gossip

    As a happy ending, the people who own the field behind the “lane with no name” took a trip to an equine fair this weekend and purchased this lovely chestnut mare A Horse Called Man Behind the field behind the lane with no name is another field (separated by a patchy hedge and some skilfully…

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  • >As requested by the remarkable <lj user="das_clive">

    > Pot-Roasted Loin of Pork with Apple You will need: 4lb Boned loin of pork (I used a 1lb joint with bones) 1/2 pint Dry Cider (I used Magners) 1/4 pint of Sour Cream (I used greek yoghurt) 1 1/2tsp of salt For the Stuffing 1 oz Butter (local) 1 small onion (local) chopped 2…

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  • Pot-Roasted Loin of Pork with Apple

    Pot-Roasted Loin of Pork with Apple You will need: 4lb Boned loin of pork (I used a 1lb joint with bones) 1/2 pint Dry Cider (I used Magners) 1/4 pint of Sour Cream (I used greek yoghurt) 1 1/2tsp of salt For the Stuffing 1 oz Butter (local) 1 small onion (local) chopped 2 oz…

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  • Fag Nazis

    Strange people want to cut scenes of smoking out of all movies, including old ones.

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  • Scandalous Village Gossip

    The horse in the field behind Gnomepants Manor died last week. It was quite sudden. G the Human Dog told me that he suspects foul play. No. He was sure it was foul play. In that some third party, notably a shifty chap that holds a grudge against the people that now live in the…

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  • >Dog’s dinner.

    > Caught the bus into Uni this morning with the intent of having a few pints after classes this afternoon. When you catch the peasant wagon not only are you crammed into a oblong metal box with the great unwashed, but you get to hear the various conversations that go on around. They’re like social…

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  • Dog’s dinner.

    Caught the bus into Uni this morning with the intent of having a few pints after classes this afternoon. When you catch the peasant wagon not only are you crammed into a oblong metal box with the great unwashed, but you get to hear the various conversations that go on around. They’re like social snap…

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  • >Slightly improved poetry by Stegzy Gnomepants.

    > Hunger Stop your incessant whining You furry mosquito You’re pestering me for food or drink Or maybe a burrito You’re prowling round the room Yipping and yowling You jump up on my desk When pushed off you start growling You are an impatient cat You’ve only just been fed It’s not your tea for…

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