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  • Bras

    Bras eh? Mrs Gnomepants tells me she has her eyes on a sports bra to assist in her current “keep fit by doing Billy Blanks Tai Bo DVD’s” regime. Indeed, not being a completely ignorant male, I am aware that these garments cost a fair whack. What I don’t understand is why. Undies right, I…

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  • Hot off the press

    Call to restrict Scouse scenes An anti-scouse group in Manchester is calling for all movies and television shows with scousers in scenes to be given an 18 certificate or banned. ScouseFree Liverpool told BBC’s Radio 5 Live it wanted to see the change and the government said the idea was “rather well thought out”. The…

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  • Long John Horse

    Long John Horse

    While outside this morning I was treated to   Disgusting!

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  • Village Gossip

    Village Gossip

    As a happy ending, the people who own the field behind the “lane with no name” took a trip to an equine fair this weekend and purchased this lovely chestnut mare A Horse Called Man Behind the field behind the lane with no name is another field (separated by a patchy hedge and some skilfully…

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  • > Pot-Roasted Loin of Pork with Apple You will need: 4lb Boned loin of pork (I used a 1lb joint with bones) 1/2 pint Dry Cider (I used Magners) 1/4 pint of Sour Cream (I used greek yoghurt) 1 1/2tsp of salt For the Stuffing 1 oz Butter (local) 1 small onion (local) chopped 2…

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  • Pot-Roasted Loin of Pork with Apple You will need: 4lb Boned loin of pork (I used a 1lb joint with bones) 1/2 pint Dry Cider (I used Magners) 1/4 pint of Sour Cream (I used greek yoghurt) 1 1/2tsp of salt For the Stuffing 1 oz Butter (local) 1 small onion (local) chopped 2 oz…

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  • Fag Nazis

    Strange people want to cut scenes of smoking out of all movies, including old ones.

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  • The horse in the field behind Gnomepants Manor died last week. It was quite sudden. G the Human Dog told me that he suspects foul play. No. He was sure it was foul play. In that some third party, notably a shifty chap that holds a grudge against the people that now live in the…

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  • >Dog’s dinner.

    > Caught the bus into Uni this morning with the intent of having a few pints after classes this afternoon. When you catch the peasant wagon not only are you crammed into a oblong metal box with the great unwashed, but you get to hear the various conversations that go on around. They’re like social…

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