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  • Partea

    Friday evening was a relaxed affair. Apart from accosting a local scally for being a cheeky little fucker that deserves his head mashing into a strange red and pink pulp then having said pulp forced into their rectum, the evening was quiet. Enjoying the absence of Mrs Gnomepants I watched Die Hard 2 on ITV2…

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  • Protected: [LJ2ME] iFood

    There is no excerpt because this is a protected post.

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  • October

    I seem to always wax lyrical about October. Maybe it’s because it was always my favourite month. The vibrant colour changes and the fresh crisp mornings; the windfalls of fruits and nuts; the darkening nights and mornings.

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  • Knob Art

    I thought billzy, jimrock and possibly aladdin_sane would appreciate this. Knob Art – Absolutely definitely probably most likely not suitable for work.

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  • Music: Lists day Pt3

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  • Foot

    My foot hurts. On Tuesday I stupidly thought it would be a good idea to walk from Barnsley to Brierley. This thought only became reality because I had £2.30 and I needed £2.60 to get the bus. As a poor Student I was reluctant to withdraw more money from the bank because I now need…

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  • Pickled Eggs Parsnips and Marmite

    Marmite, Parsnips, Aubergines and Eggs. All belong in a box labelled “DANGER: HAZARDOUS TO HEALTH” and locked in a lead lined vault built into Rockall and forgotten about until the world ends. Eggs especially. I’ve never been fond of eggs. I’ve always been suspicious about something that comes out of a chickens bottom. Ah! You…

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  • Conspiracy

    Conspiracy

    I have a theory. As some may know I love a good conspiracy theory. Sometimes I’m spot on other times I’m waaaaaaay off the mark. But recently I’ve thought of nothing else so I guess I’ll share it here. Let me begin by outlining two “issues” in Britainland ™ today. Firstly, there is a housing…

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  • Note to Mr Moustache

    Just because you get my inferior superior’s inferior superior to tell me the data should be there, doesn’t mean it is.

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  • Money

    Brierley Town (it’s a bloody village!) Council paid about £5k for hanging baskets. Five thousand pounds: that’s about $10000 in pretend money. Six thousand pounds on hanging baskets. The proof is here on or about page 7. OK, admittedly £2k went to Cudworth but still that left about £3k for Brierley, Grimethorpe and various other…

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