What’s gone on?

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  • Rushed post

    Rushed post

    Pictures of the newly decorated back room Just needs that new plaster going over with some paint. 🙂

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  • Partea

    Friday evening was a relaxed affair. Apart from accosting a local scally for being a cheeky little fucker that deserves his head mashing into a strange red and pink pulp then having said pulp forced into their rectum, the evening was quiet. Enjoying the absence of Mrs Gnomepants I watched Die Hard 2 on ITV2…

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  • October

    I seem to always wax lyrical about October. Maybe it’s because it was always my favourite month. The vibrant colour changes and the fresh crisp mornings; the windfalls of fruits and nuts; the darkening nights and mornings.

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  • Knob Art

    I thought billzy, jimrock and possibly aladdin_sane would appreciate this. Knob Art – Absolutely definitely probably most likely not suitable for work.

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  • Foot

    My foot hurts. On Tuesday I stupidly thought it would be a good idea to walk from Barnsley to Brierley. This thought only became reality because I had £2.30 and I needed £2.60 to get the bus. As a poor Student I was reluctant to withdraw more money from the bank because I now need…

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  • Marmite, Parsnips, Aubergines and Eggs. All belong in a box labelled “DANGER: HAZARDOUS TO HEALTH” and locked in a lead lined vault built into Rockall and forgotten about until the world ends. Eggs especially. I’ve never been fond of eggs. I’ve always been suspicious about something that comes out of a chickens bottom. Ah! You…

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  • Conspiracy

    Conspiracy

    I have a theory. As some may know I love a good conspiracy theory. Sometimes I’m spot on other times I’m waaaaaaay off the mark. But recently I’ve thought of nothing else so I guess I’ll share it here. Let me begin by outlining two “issues” in Britainland ™ today. Firstly, there is a housing…

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