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Five Currant Buns Five currant buns In a supermarket Round and full of fat, wheat, milk, possibly nuts and sugar with a cherry on the top So no, you can’t have them Stop your whinging And put them back on the shelf.
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Today was a bit of a “Oh so you’ve been out of education for a while? Right, well this is how you’re supposed to write” day. In fact it’s going to be like that all week. Today I learnt about academic writing, mind mapping and note taking strategies. Stuff I already kind of knew anyway
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The Wheels on the Bus The wheels on the bus Go round and round Round and round Round and round The wheels on the bus Go round and round All day longThe driver on the bus Goes “Move further down please” “Move further down please” “Move further down please” The driver on the bus Goes
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As I said, last week I was asked to come into work on a “casual” basis until my replacement starts. So here I am, in work once again, rather than snuggled up tight in the warmth of my cosy bed. It feels weird.
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I have 4 days more of this, then I get time off for good behaviour.
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Welcome aboard the Barnsley Boogie Bus. I’m Stegzy Gnomepants and I will be your guide on today’s tour. Please form an orderly queue. I know some of you are from the colonies where queuing is a new thing but this is the Great and Glorious Empire and Kingdom of Great Britain. Queuing is part of
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Deliberately forget my password regularly Approach IT Support and ask them questions I know the answer to and act daft when they provide me with the solution Ignore every sign and notice Work off a floppy disk for the whole time I am there. a) I will not keep a backup of any important work,
The Compostual Existentialist 