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So yeah, I had a stonker holiday. Despite an iffy start with Blood pressure threatening to make my head pop the rest of the hols were tiptop.
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stegzy – Hello can I see a doctor please? Receptionist – I’ve no appointments. Is it important? stegzy – Well my blood pressure is higher than normal and I have cardiac disease. Receptionist – Well you could sit round and wait but there is no guarantee you’ll get to see a doctor. stegzy – Can
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Friday night took a surprising turn. Jill, the wife’s-ex-bosses-wife called to offer us 2 tickets to see Toby Foster ( from Phoenix Nights) and some other stand up comedians at the Comedy club in Sheffield. So, without having anything to eat we jumped into the car and headed through the rain to the one way
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So we got a new carpet last month. On it is a slight “You’d never know it was there unless someone pointed it out” defect. Of course Mrs Gnomepants has the eyes of an eagle and noticed it straight away. Personally I wish she would get contact lenses as people still point at her in
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I also enjoyed 5 hours of smoking in the pub. I did so so I could say I smoked in pubs on the day before the Smoking indoors Ban came into effect. When they ban cigs all together (they will. No..seriously they will. Eventually. And then they will start on beer, followed by coffee….then antidepressants…)
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Ascot. If there was ever a sickening display of outrageous decadence and assumed self-worth it’s fucking Ascot. The BBC have been there all week (BBC Breakfast doubly so, though not with Jenni Trent-Hughes). Its all “oh is it not so grand and splendid that one can swan round in posh hats and swig champagne while
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Two things are annoying me at the moment. One is Ascot and the other is Jenni Trent-Hughes. I’ll come to Ascot in a later post. Jenni fucking Trent-Hughes has been a guest on BBC Breakfast talking on a variety of topics this week. From the look of her site and her fucking Wikipedia entry she
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