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So we got a new carpet last month. On it is a slight “You’d never know it was there unless someone pointed it out” defect. Of course Mrs Gnomepants has the eyes of an eagle and noticed it straight away. Personally I wish she would get contact lenses as people still point at her in…
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I also enjoyed 5 hours of smoking in the pub. I did so so I could say I smoked in pubs on the day before the Smoking indoors Ban came into effect. When they ban cigs all together (they will. No..seriously they will. Eventually. And then they will start on beer, followed by coffee….then antidepressants…)…
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Ascot. If there was ever a sickening display of outrageous decadence and assumed self-worth it’s fucking Ascot. The BBC have been there all week (BBC Breakfast doubly so, though not with Jenni Trent-Hughes). Its all “oh is it not so grand and splendid that one can swan round in posh hats and swig champagne while…
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Two things are annoying me at the moment. One is Ascot and the other is Jenni Trent-Hughes. I’ll come to Ascot in a later post. Jenni fucking Trent-Hughes has been a guest on BBC Breakfast talking on a variety of topics this week. From the look of her site and her fucking Wikipedia entry she…
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It was crap. I’m lying. It was bloody fantastic! The £7 ($14) per person to get in was just right. On entering we had to walk through the trade stands. The first couple of stalls were just boring old countrywear stuff (like hats and coats) and a photographer and some people selling costume jewelry. But…
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I’ve taken a step further. My UCAS1 form has been completed and I paid my £5 administrative fee. What next? Well I have to apply for financial support. This is the bit I need to concentrate on but I can’t really do much about until I know I have definitely been accepted onto the course.…
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I meant to tell you. Last night i dreamt i was given three parcel collection forms labeled ‘live specimin’. On an attempt to redeem the tickets i was approached by a beautiful woman who turned out to be in a satanist working on behalf of sinister unknown forces. She then came at me with a syringe…
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Do you have a window where you are now? What can you see through it? Giant killer worms? Donkeys? Naked mud wrestling teens? Me looking through a window at you? This is my view Clicky for biggy
