What’s gone on?

  • TV

    Last night I thought I’d break my WOW habit and watch some TV. So I picked up the TV guide and thumbed through it with the express intention of finding something to watch. My head exploded with despair. After I picked up the pieces of skull and brain I had splattered all over the living

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  • Confess

    Suppose you’d been taken from your country by force and transported to the other side of the planet. Then suppose for nearly 5 years you have had to kneel in a chicken wire cage in a sweltering hot climate with your hands behind your back and your head in a bag. Imagine not knowing what

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  • Agreement

    The wife and I have “an agreement” which dates back to when we only had one car. Since the Fitzwilliam Green Nasty Barbeque we are back to being a one car family. The “agreement” goes something like this When I am off work and the wife is not and I need the car – I

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  • March

    I love the way the days are brighter I love the way the trees are still naked I love the crisp fresh feeling you get outside I love how here and there are still left over leaves from autumn, uncollected by the council and not blown away by the winds I love how the wind

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  • Meme

    Meme

    I was looking back through some old entries and came across this corker….

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  • 1992

    It was 1992. The summer was promising to be a good one and the leaves on the trees were out in force for the time of year and the time of year was May. The previous months I had spend cramming information into my brain half arsedly. A’levels (qualifications Brit kids get for completing years

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  • Hurr hurr

    Hurr hurr

    Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

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  • Bags of cats

    Well the cat is out of the bag (mainly because it was cruel to keep it in there) and the secrets are in. The following secrets need to be shared.   I adore Mr. Gnomepants despite his love of Ken Russell. – Good news. Ken Russell’s only good film was Lair of the White Worm

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  • Copyright

    So I read this and think to myself, if I was that guy I would have circulated the picture to all my pals and got them to post it on their blogs, Usenet and absolutely everywhere. Then said to Universal City Studios “Kiss my hairy bum (with tongues)”. Likewise, I read a few months back

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  • Zombie

    Picture this. Imagine one of them films.It’d be like one from a crap film studio like Hammer or Amicus or the like and the hero (normally Patrick Allen, Peter Cushing or Ian Ogilvy) is a married (wife probably played by chubby Diana Dors or Sarah Lawson) smooth talking lady killer. He’s probably a writer or

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