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Well the cat is out of the bag (mainly because it was cruel to keep it in there) and the secrets are in. The following secrets need to be shared. I adore Mr. Gnomepants despite his love of Ken Russell. – Good news. Ken Russell’s only good film was Lair of the White Worm…
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So I read this and think to myself, if I was that guy I would have circulated the picture to all my pals and got them to post it on their blogs, Usenet and absolutely everywhere. Then said to Universal City Studios “Kiss my hairy bum (with tongues)”. Likewise, I read a few months back…
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Picture this. Imagine one of them films.It’d be like one from a crap film studio like Hammer or Amicus or the like and the hero (normally Patrick Allen, Peter Cushing or Ian Ogilvy) is a married (wife probably played by chubby Diana Dors or Sarah Lawson) smooth talking lady killer. He’s probably a writer or…
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Today I used an electric jigsaw to cut a 36cm x 4cm piece of MDF. I then went on to cut a further piece of 36cm x 26cm piece of MDF. I then changed to a metal cutting blade and cut 2 rusted metal bolts. For my next bit of testosterone boosting therapy I shall…
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Student – I’ve lost my USB stick stegzy – What’s the name? Student Look of bewilderment – My name or the USB sticks name? stegzy – look of “OMG! Mankind has no future” with a sardonic smile – No your pet cat’s name. Student – I haven’t got one. stegzy – You haven’t got a…
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This time last year I was going to Kimo’s most lunch times (well once or twice a week) I didn’t put on much weight. This year I have mostly been having ham or turkey salad sandwiches (no mayo) and a bag of doritos. I am ballooning like the Hindenburg. This time last year I walked…
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Last night I watched an interesting documentary about religion and climate change called God is Green. It was quite disturbing. Especially as it was the second documentary, I’ve seen recently, which mentions the devout fundamentalist American Christian lot who are trying to bring about the biblical “end of the world”. They really are a worrying…
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